[My2Cents]

Carson: "It was really hot in So. Calif. today."

Audience: "HOW HOT WAS IT?"

Carson: "It was so hot, musicians were snorting ice cubes."

[Prince Charles]

Rodney Dangerfield: "Johnny, how long have you and Ed McMahon been together?"

Johnny: "I guess it's been about ten years now."

Rodney Dangerfield: "Wow, that is a long time...any children?"

Johnny: "It's not that we haven't TRIED!!!"

[Hildy]

11/11/2004:

Former "Tonight Show" host Johnny Carson donated $5.3 million to his alma mater, the University of Nebraska, to support its fine arts program and help with renovations.

How generous is that!

[Uncle Vlad]

It was so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were walking.