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Your Favorite Johnny Carson Joke?
Free Republic Vanity Kind-of ^ | 01/23/2005 | gortklattu

Posted on 01/23/2005 11:57:30 AM PST by gortklattu

Just the Jokes, OK?

Johnny: "Sis - Boom - Bah

ED: "Sim - boom - bah

Johnny: What sound does an exploding sheep make?


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: johnny; johnnycarson
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To: BigSkyFreeper; Quix
Why didn't you just start a different thread in the chat area? My God. I couldn't care less for your off-topic tangent apology. You ranted about it in every Johnny Carson thread all day. (I did???!!!!!)

You must feel real smug from one Conservative to another!  If you had any 'class' you wouldn't even  feel compelled to trash me like this.  How does it feel to be  a RINO?

Are you two related?

201 posted on 01/24/2005 4:40:04 AM PST by SheLion (God bless our military members and keep them safe.)
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To: Cagey

Roflmao, that bit between Carson and Webb is classic!


202 posted on 01/24/2005 4:40:44 AM PST by SeaBiscuit (God Bless all who defend America and the rest can go to hell.)
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To: gortklattu
I have heard from several sources that Carol Wayne had a genius-level IQ.

Guess you have to be pretty smart to be good at acting dumb.

203 posted on 01/24/2005 4:40:57 AM PST by capt. norm (Rap is to music what the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.)
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To: SheLion

Apparently you don't believe in rights and freedoms of others. You seem rather self-centered. Not the trademark of a Conservative. As for your RINO comment, you resemble a CINO with your POV.


204 posted on 01/24/2005 4:45:21 AM PST by BigSkyFreeper (PEST/Suicide Hotline 1-800-BUSH-WON)
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To: hunter112
My all-time favorite Carnac insult:

"May your only daughter wear a bra with three cups!"

205 posted on 01/24/2005 4:52:43 AM PST by capt. norm (Rap is to music what the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.)
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To: SeaBiscuit

There's a link to the audio of that routine in post #118 but of course without seeing their faces it's just not the same. Carson's facial expressions are unmatched in that routine and so many others.


206 posted on 01/24/2005 4:58:34 AM PST by Cagey
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To: gortklattu
A. "Knickerbocker"
Q. "What do you want to avoid doing when you shave her bocker?"
207 posted on 01/24/2005 5:00:30 AM PST by Richard Kimball (We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men are ready to do violence on our behalf)
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To: gortklattu; Petronski
I'm lost......... I took the Slawson Cutoff.

*******

Heaven is a funnier place today with Johnny there.

208 posted on 01/24/2005 5:18:02 AM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: Cagey

Thanks for the link! Yep I agree, Carson's facial expressions were priceless. Good material like the Webb skit or bad material it was often his expressions that would crack people up.


209 posted on 01/24/2005 5:18:39 AM PST by SeaBiscuit (God Bless all who defend America and the rest can go to hell.)
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To: gortklattu

It was so cold today.

How cold was it?

It was so cold, a flasher came up to me and described himself.


210 posted on 01/24/2005 5:24:01 AM PST by ru4liberty (I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know Who holds tomorrow. May His Name ever be praised!)
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To: Uncle Hal

That's the cat/pussy incident. I have it on tape. It was Jane Fonda who had her "cat" on her lap.


211 posted on 01/24/2005 5:31:12 AM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: beyond the sea

"heaven is a funnier place with Johnny there."

how beautiful


212 posted on 01/24/2005 5:35:36 AM PST by DooDahhhh
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To: NorCalRepub

I think the pussy thing is an urban legend. But he did tell Ann Margaret, who was talking about her gardening, that he'd like to see her shrubs, or something like that.


213 posted on 01/24/2005 5:36:14 AM PST by zook
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To: zook
But he did tell Ann Margaret, who was talking about her gardening, that he'd like to see her shrubs, or something like that.

Yeh, and I saw a piece on yesterday with him and Dolly Parton. She was saying to the audience that they (her breasts) were all real. Johnny looked over shyly and said, I'd give a month's pay to peak in there to see for myself". LOL!

Ed McMahon was on Larry King and said correctly........ that Johnny could every once in a while get away with somewhat slightly off color schtick in those times just because he was such a standup, clean guy, nice. Ed was right. Johnny was an American treasure.

***

May your only son be goalie on nudist hockey team!

;-)

214 posted on 01/24/2005 5:50:46 AM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: Trout-Mouth

But not if you got hit by an SUV.


215 posted on 01/24/2005 6:03:44 AM PST by gitmo (Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
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To: BigSkyFreeper
Apparently you don't believe in rights and freedoms of others. You seem rather self-centered. Not the trademark of a Conservative. As for your RINO comment, you resemble a CINO with your POV.

Awww baby...  you must be lashing out at me because the fat police are knocking on your door and you are panic stricken.  Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's all freedoms or none?

216 posted on 01/24/2005 6:44:44 AM PST by SheLion (God bless our military members and keep them safe.)
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To: BigSkyFreeper
I just checked your home page. I won't be arguing with you anymore. Your too cute to argue with.

Have a good day there and stay warm. I live in northern Maine where it's BITTER cold. Sunny but bitter!


217 posted on 01/24/2005 6:47:41 AM PST by SheLion (God bless our military members and keep them safe.)
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One of my favorite Carson moments was when Ed Ames was demonstrating how to throw a tomahawk, only to hit a cardboard dummy in the crotch.

Carson replied: “I didn’t even know you were Jewish.”

218 posted on 01/24/2005 7:23:08 AM PST by Cornjonny (Remember folks, only you can prevent Hillary!!)
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To: gortklattu
A show where children, parents and granparents could all watch at the same time together........will never happen again!

Remember when he was showing a little boy magic tricks on how to make a quarter dissappear and the amazed boy asked"could you make a million dissappear?" to which Johnny quickly uttered "Yea, get married!"


219 posted on 01/24/2005 7:26:29 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda (If you right click on Keith Olberman's image, the word a$$hole should come up!)
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To: zook
He had the same exchange with Raquel Welch.

Raquel Welch: It's very reassuring in a way to know that all these fans are so interested in film personalities that they would like to come, you know, and even just look at your house and your shrubs, it sometimes it's rather embarrassing.

Johnny: I'd love to see your shrubs.

220 posted on 01/24/2005 7:30:17 AM PST by Cornjonny (Remember folks, only you can prevent Hillary!!)
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