Posted on 01/23/2005 11:57:30 AM PST by gortklattu
Just the Jokes, OK?
Johnny: "Sis - Boom - Bah
ED: "Sim - boom - bah
Johnny: What sound does an exploding sheep make?
The Best of Carson videos.
"I have certain guidelines, but I would give about a years pay to peak under there."
"I feel so tacky now."
1977, the year I got married.
ROTFLMAO!!
What a pic. They don't make em like that anymore.
Three of the funniest guys to walk this earth and nary a curse word one among them!!!
My X boss died doing a (too low) pass for the crowd in his T-33A at an air show and during a barrel roll struck the ground.
Through medical inspection of remaining body parts it was determined that he had advanced emphysema.
He didn't smoke......
He did however live life to the fullest and is the envy of many who knew him for his zest for life and fulfilling that zest.
Thanks much. I saw it the night it played, and not once ever since.
"There was NO reason for Fox News to tell the general public that!"
He died from emphysema, generally associated with smoking.
Why wouldn't they report the cause of death?
Amen!
Sorry to take this thread off the anti smoking subject but there was one show where Doc came out wearing the most outrageous multi colored clothes. Johnny took one look at him and said "Rubiks suit?"
I've been watching the Fox News coverage, and I didn't come away with the same impression. I believe the topic of the thread was your favorite Carson Joke, not your favorite anti-Fox News rant. Too bad about your boss but I suppose he shouldn't have been doing barrel rolls with advanced emphysema. Did he have a favorite joke?
Karnak: "Ford and Dole"...
Hi! ....(awkward wave)....I'm Floyd R. Turbot!.....
He didn't just die because he was a smoker. He died of Emphysima because he was a heavy smoker
Wouldn't it be great if an anti-smoking activist suddenly dropped dead and was found by two overweight smokers?
Ed Ames and the tomahawk!
It was so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were walking.
How would you ever know--the media would not report that. LOL
Same for how do we know how many lives seat belts save. I have never seen these statistics. Or people with cancer turning down treatment as opposed to those taking treatment.
Go here post 118 for audio.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1326791/posts?page=115
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