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Your Favorite Johnny Carson Joke?
Free Republic Vanity Kind-of ^ | 01/23/2005 | gortklattu

Posted on 01/23/2005 11:57:30 AM PST by gortklattu

Just the Jokes, OK?

Johnny: "Sis - Boom - Bah

ED: "Sim - boom - bah

Johnny: What sound does an exploding sheep make?


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: johnny; johnnycarson
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To: international american

The Best of Carson videos.


101 posted on 01/23/2005 1:20:25 PM PST by Snoopers-868th
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To: Petronski
Just saw the clip with Dolly Parton.

"I have certain guidelines, but I would give about a years pay to peak under there."

"I feel so tacky now."

1977, the year I got married.

102 posted on 01/23/2005 1:20:32 PM PST by Phsstpok ("When you don't know where you are, but you don't care, you're not lost, you're exploring.")
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To: veronica

ROTFLMAO!!


103 posted on 01/23/2005 1:21:31 PM PST by international american (Tagline not convinced.............................)
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To: gortklattu

What a pic. They don't make em like that anymore.

Three of the funniest guys to walk this earth and nary a curse word one among them!!!


104 posted on 01/23/2005 1:22:01 PM PST by Smartaleck
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To: SheLion
Does Fox News actually think that Johnny would have lived forever if he didn't SMOKE???

My X boss died doing a (too low) pass for the crowd in his T-33A at an air show and during a barrel roll struck the ground.

Through medical inspection of remaining body parts it was determined that he had advanced emphysema.

He didn't smoke......

He did however live life to the fullest and is the envy of many who knew him for his zest for life and fulfilling that zest.

105 posted on 01/23/2005 1:22:16 PM PST by EGPWS
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To: Trout-Mouth

Thanks much. I saw it the night it played, and not once ever since.


106 posted on 01/23/2005 1:23:04 PM PST by international american (Tagline not convinced.............................)
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To: SheLion

"There was NO reason for Fox News to tell the general public that!"

He died from emphysema, generally associated with smoking.

Why wouldn't they report the cause of death?


107 posted on 01/23/2005 1:25:18 PM PST by Smartaleck
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To: SheLion
He lived a good life. We should all be so lucky to live until the age of 79!!!

Amen!

108 posted on 01/23/2005 1:27:10 PM PST by EGPWS
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To: gortklattu

Sorry to take this thread off the anti smoking subject but there was one show where Doc came out wearing the most outrageous multi colored clothes. Johnny took one look at him and said "Rubiks suit?"


109 posted on 01/23/2005 1:29:43 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult ("Don't get eliminated!" - MXC)
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To: EGPWS

I've been watching the Fox News coverage, and I didn't come away with the same impression. I believe the topic of the thread was your favorite Carson Joke, not your favorite anti-Fox News rant. Too bad about your boss but I suppose he shouldn't have been doing barrel rolls with advanced emphysema. Did he have a favorite joke?


110 posted on 01/23/2005 1:34:47 PM PST by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
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To: speedy
Ed: "A lemon and a pineapple"

Karnak: "Ford and Dole"...

111 posted on 01/23/2005 1:35:39 PM PST by EGPWS
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To: My2Cents

Hi! ....(awkward wave)....I'm Floyd R. Turbot!.....


112 posted on 01/23/2005 1:36:38 PM PST by AggieCPA (Howdy, Ags!)
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To: rintense
Answer: Bengay
Rips open envelope...
Question: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any children?

Answer: Peter Pan
Rips open envelope...
Question: What do you call a piece of cookware used for frying peters?

Answer: Fondue
Rips open envelope...
Question: What do you get if you leave your fon out all night?
113 posted on 01/23/2005 1:38:52 PM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: SheLion

He didn't just die because he was a smoker. He died of Emphysima because he was a heavy smoker


114 posted on 01/23/2005 1:39:11 PM PST by Kaslin
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To: Trout-Mouth

Wouldn't it be great if an anti-smoking activist suddenly dropped dead and was found by two overweight smokers?


115 posted on 01/23/2005 1:41:10 PM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: gortklattu

Ed Ames and the tomahawk!


116 posted on 01/23/2005 1:42:38 PM PST by Redleg Duke (Pass Tort Reform Now! Make the bottom clean for the catfish!)
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To: My2Cents

It was so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were walking.


117 posted on 01/23/2005 1:43:07 PM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: international american
I'm sure the video is out there somewhere. Meanwhile, here's the audio to one of my all time favorite comedy routines.

Carson and Webb "copper clappers"

118 posted on 01/23/2005 1:44:29 PM PST by Cagey
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To: Uncle Vlad

How would you ever know--the media would not report that. LOL

Same for how do we know how many lives seat belts save. I have never seen these statistics. Or people with cancer turning down treatment as opposed to those taking treatment.


119 posted on 01/23/2005 1:45:45 PM PST by Snoopers-868th
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To: international american

Go here post 118 for audio.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1326791/posts?page=115


120 posted on 01/23/2005 1:48:21 PM PST by Snoopers-868th
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