Posted on 01/23/2005 6:08:41 AM PST by AmericanMade1776
Katie Couric arrives at the Bethesda-by-the-Sea Episcopal Church for the wedding of Donald Trump to Slovenian model Melania Knauss in Palm Beach, Florida, January 22, 2005. REUTERS/Marc Serota
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Can't tell. She's either being pushed up from the stomach or pushed down from the chest. Either way, she has some spare something that looks like an air deployment ring just waiting to go off.
Yes, and they should be made to wear it... in public, hideous fashion for hideous people.
She looks like a cross between a beat-up Sally Field and Granny Clampett!
It's not a tooma!
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LOL,,that is the funniest post.
I think I need to leave this thread, this outfit is growing on me. I hate to tell yall but I am beginning to see its charm. I am actually liking it. It may be something hypnotic but it is looking cooler and cooler to me.
So I was watching the Parade of the Plastic People, I mean, the Wedding of Trump, and could not believe the inappropriateness of the wedding attire or the bizarre guest list.
Russell Simmons, a bizillionaire rap producer with a felon low life wife, wore a baseball hat.
Simon Cowell couldn't be bothered to put on a tie or button his shirt.
Guilliani's wife wore PANTS and waved to everyone as though this was her own Hollywood premier.
Billy Joel brought his new fetus bride and signed autographs.
The price of the dress has fluctuated from $100,000 to $500,000 and no one can decide if the wedding ring was a promotional gift from Graff Jewelers or if The Donald got it at half price.
But on a high note, I was relieved to read today that Trump will not be dating anymore because he doesn't think that his wives approve of it.
However on Barbara Walters, who also attending the wedding, I think she could of used a wild pattern like Couric.
Barbara Walters waves as she arrives at the Bethesda-by-the-Sea Episcopal Church for the wedding of Donald Trump to Slovenian model Melania Knauss in Palm Beach, Florida, January 22, 2005. REUTERS/Marc Serota REUTERS
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE WHY COURIC WORE THE CLOWN PATTERN!
...Are we sure that that isn't her stomach being squeezed upwards to her chest by a "smoother?"...
It could be wayward boobs, her stomach, her money belt, or where she stashes her Jimmy Dean pork sausage. In any case, ugh!
OMG, how awful! What was she thinking with that outfit? Ugh-ly!
Is that a left handed "hook-em-horns" salute?
I'll always think of her as "Swiffer" Couric. She looks like she's very happy about dusting a large area.
I gotta assume that she is dressed like that as some sort of fashionista camoflage designed to hide the, shall we say, chunkiness. She could have also used some on her upper arms. Yep, she'd certainly help CBS on it's way!
Austin Powers alert: Your shower curtain and bathroom rug! We've found them!
She looks like she's going on Laugh-In.
She looks like she fell into a vat of cotton candy.
Yall gotta get over here and see this. a fashion thread and wandering boobs.
STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT CG, STAY AWAY FROM THE LIIIIIGHT!!
If you notice, the seams do not even match on the dress.
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