[U S Army EOD]

If you ever camp with these people, why don't you pee on their tofu and trail mix and let us know how it works out. Sounds like a great idea.

Can't wait to our next counter demonstration out there with the Protest Warrior folks, bet they would like to try it also.

[datura]

All you have to do to those types is drop some blood in their tofu and trail mix. Any kind of blood. (Preferably theirs.)

[woofie]

I read a book a while back by a NY psychiatrist who visited some of his old patients...one guy had been in a circus and fallen in love with a polar bear. The shrink had to work on him as he was in danger of being killed when he would sneak into the bear's cage....the patient recovered but was never the same or happy again....true story

[garjog]

The wack jobs up here in Washington State want to release a bunch of Grizzly bears into the North Cascades (where I like to hike.) This will return nature to the way it was meant to be before it was spoiled by humanity. They actually argue that these monsters are sure to kill a few hikers, but humans have killed far more Grizzlies in the last 100 years so it is only fair that they are permitted to kill some humans now. (This is not a joke.)

Also, how do you tell the difference between a black bear and a Grizzly? When the bear chases you, climb the nearest tree. If the bear climbs after you, it is a black bear. If it shakes you out of the tree, it is a Grizzly. This is a fool proof method. (This is a joke.)