[garjog]

The wack jobs up here in Washington State want to release a bunch of Grizzly bears into the North Cascades (where I like to hike.) This will return nature to the way it was meant to be before it was spoiled by humanity. They actually argue that these monsters are sure to kill a few hikers, but humans have killed far more Grizzlies in the last 100 years so it is only fair that they are permitted to kill some humans now. (This is not a joke.)

Also, how do you tell the difference between a black bear and a Grizzly? When the bear chases you, climb the nearest tree. If the bear climbs after you, it is a black bear. If it shakes you out of the tree, it is a Grizzly. This is a fool proof method. (This is a joke.)

[U S Army EOD]

Actually the bear part is more true than a joke.

The Eco nuts are really unbeleavible at times. You can't reason with them. Most of them have fried their brains on drugs.

We had a an incident where I live where a guy shot it out with law enforcement. He was finally shot several times and killed. We had a woman on a talk radio program that stated that as soon as the police realized he was out of buck shot they should have gone to bird shot like he did.

The only problem is that these people's votes count just as much as a sane person.

[Bon mots]

The wack jobs up here in Washington State want to release a bunch of Grizzly bears into the North Cascades (where I like to hike.) This will return nature to the way it was meant to be before it was spoiled by humanity.

I think they should release them right in Seattle. That's great bear habitat. They should throw in some wolves too.

In fact, most blue states are excellent bear, wolf and cougar habitat. Urbanization has pushed all of these cute and harmless creatures out of their original habitat areas, but they can co-exist with humans. Blue staters know this!