Hiker: I want to hike the trail
Clerk: No problem, you should take some bear bells and and some bear pepper spray.
Hiker: How do I know if bears are around?
Clerk: by their scat piles.
Hiker: Scat piles?
Clerk: Poop....Black bears eat mostly berries, so if you see a scat pile with berry seeds and skins in it, there could be black bears.
Hiker: Ok
Clerk: Brown bears sometimes take small animals soif you see skeletal remains, could be brown bear.
Hiker: What about grizzly bears?
Clerk: They are easy, the scat piles have bear bells in them and smell like pepper spray!
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I see you've been backpacking in Glacier Park or Alaska, haven't you?
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