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Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)
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Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)


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To: Dan from Michigan

Well you've gotta be crazy, baby...to want a guy like me...yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind....craaaaazyyyy....


521 posted on 01/21/2005 1:13:44 PM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB

LOL! I'll never forget their album cover with the red leather-clad butt - I bought it in junior high and my mom made me return it immediately.

By the way, I actually really like Journey too. :)


522 posted on 01/21/2005 1:15:18 PM PST by agrace
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To: Dan from Michigan
I had that tape. :^)


523 posted on 01/21/2005 1:17:48 PM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: EllaMinnow

oh, so this is why he has Freeper names by some of the women. :)


524 posted on 01/21/2005 1:19:53 PM PST by rwfromkansas ("War is an ugly thing, but...the decayed feeling...which thinks nothing worth war, is worse." -Mill)
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To: TheBigB

yeah, I finally saw where that came in. Funny stuff.


525 posted on 01/21/2005 1:21:20 PM PST by rwfromkansas ("War is an ugly thing, but...the decayed feeling...which thinks nothing worth war, is worse." -Mill)
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To: agrace; Happygal; najida; cyborg; retrokitten; EllaMinnow; Diva Betsy Ross; cwiz24
Let's see if some of the lovely ladies want to compare and contrast. :^)


526 posted on 01/21/2005 1:24:19 PM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB

Looks like a girl's bumbum on the right.


527 posted on 01/21/2005 1:25:11 PM PST by cyborg
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To: TheBigB

Mah HERO! *purr*


528 posted on 01/21/2005 1:27:03 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (Cha! I am so not an aggressive driver! Call me pro-active.)
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To: cyborg

JUST going by the hairy arm, I always thought it was Mike Reno.


529 posted on 01/21/2005 1:27:43 PM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

Most happy to help, ma'am! < tips hat gallantly >


530 posted on 01/21/2005 1:33:05 PM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: Lazamataz
I'm beginning to wonder whether we're sick, future metal band material, or ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stuck in the Friday Silliness Thread

Shalom.

531 posted on 01/21/2005 1:36:09 PM PST by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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To: TheBigB
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."

Few people know this, but the reason the Edmund Fitzgerald actually sank was because the pilot got bored to sleep by that song and hit a rock.

Sad.

Shalom.

532 posted on 01/21/2005 1:38:10 PM PST by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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To: ArGee
So he originally crashed while listening to a song about how...he crashed?

Twilight Zone, man...

533 posted on 01/21/2005 1:39:13 PM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: LanPB01; TheBigB
I can understand why they were offended by the pictures of the women on your page. The site of an attractive woman is probably very confusing, after years of being around those smelly, unshaven pigs they refer to as women.

Hey! They shave!
(as much as they can reach)


534 posted on 01/21/2005 1:39:41 PM PST by uglybiker (The most popular guy at a nudist camp can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts)
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To: ArGee

Yes it was...I haven't heard anything new from Greg...


535 posted on 01/21/2005 1:44:13 PM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: TheBigB
By the way, I want to state for the record that the only reason I come to the Friday Silliness Threads is for the textual posts. I like to read the textual posts.

Just in case someone was wondering.

Shalom.

536 posted on 01/21/2005 1:45:04 PM PST by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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To: uglybiker
I think you just made my point in 534.

That was inhuman.

Shalom.

537 posted on 01/21/2005 1:45:42 PM PST by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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To: ArGee

I never thought otherwise. :^)


538 posted on 01/21/2005 1:46:55 PM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: Zavien Doombringer

"How about the AC/DC and Fog Hat tour?"

Billy Squire, Pat Travers, REO, and Foghat....Orange Bowl..Miami 1980...damn!


539 posted on 01/21/2005 1:51:35 PM PST by Getsmart64 (..)
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To: cyborg

If it is she needs to wax her arms and get her nails done.


540 posted on 01/21/2005 1:53:15 PM PST by retrokitten
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