Uhhhh...............
Actually I believe that Patrick is GAY................
Spongebob is just a good sport...............
(Well, thats what I heard)
Well, Squidward is the one who plays clarinet and has an art fetish.
When cartoon characters live in a place called "Bikini Bottom", it's a safe bet that the creators have a screw loose.
Look at the bright side: Sandy may be a little squirrely, but at least they all live in Bikini Bottom, not Speedo Bottom.