Woman gives birth to 'giant baby'

The BBC ^ | Last Updated: Thursday, 20 January, 2005, 13:35 GMT | Anonymous BBC story monkey

[ccmovrwc]

Yowsa.

That baby is as big as my first, third, and fourth babies, combined. Granted, I have runts, but still ... !!

[maggief]

[ErnBatavia]

I wonder how much Michael Moore tipped the scales when he was whelped...

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

When all three of my boys were born, they were the biggest in the nursery. I've go to say, that is the largest baby I have ever seen. Can you imagine how much food he is going to eat right off the bat?

[sheik yerbouty]

I thought he was created by lightning striking shi'ite!

[Hatteras]

"Daddy's gonna need to pay for a few "daddy stitches" after that one..."

"A few" is right. Daddy will be feeling like the proverbial knife in the empty mayonnaise jar.

[Incandesia]

Nicknamed "Big Baby",

Nicknamed "Tubal Ligation"...

[It's me]

Out of five children that I had, one was 12 lbs. 1.5 oz. my smallest was 9 pounds even.

[Cyber Liberty]

Obligatory joke:

There was this soon-expectant mother who asked her little boy, "What would you like to have, a baby brother or baby sister?"

He replies, "Well Mom, if it wouldn't stretch you too far out of shape, I'd like to have a pony!"

[TASMANIANRED]

Delivery was by C-Section.

[r9etb]

Delivery was by C-Section.

Well OK then. In that case, if the docs put in "stitches for daddy," it tells me that daddy's got a serious targeting problem....

[r9etb]

the proverbial knife in the empty mayonnaise jar.

LOL!!!!

Helloooelloooelloooellooo.......

[hopespringseternal]

That's about what my fifteen month old weighs.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Now those are some thunder thighs!

[SampleMan]

You in fact were a melon as well ;) God bless your mother.

Go pick up a 20 lb. bag of potatoes, remove two of them, then try to swallow the entire bag whole.

Frankly, this kid is a monster. 18 lbs! This woman gave birth to a toddler.

[Grzegorz 246]

"My first born was 10 lbs. and I could barely breath by the time he came."

I hope that feminists won't force men to bear children :)

[Grzegorz 246]

BTW I heard that the biggest child ever born was about 12-13 kg !

[MoochPooch]

"That's no bambino. He's a regular bam. O_o"


As in Bam Bam (Rubble)?

[Fintan]

 

[Clara Lou]

A woman... has given birth to a "giant baby" weighing 17lb
~~shudder~~
9 lb. is too big, as far as I'm concerned.