Authorities in Boston are on the lookout for two anti-American suspects in particular. The first is tall, with a very thick head of hair, and occasionally orange skin. He tends to walk with a "flip-flopping" motion, and speaks with a vaguely French accent. The second is shorter, heavy-set, and white-haired, with a bulbous red nose. He often seems inebriated, cannot pronounce middle-eastern names, and has a penchant for swimming. Late reports indicate that the pair may be headed towards Washington, D.C., in an SUV owned by the tall suspect's family.
Authorities in Boston are on the lookout for two anti-American suspects in particular
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