Posted on 01/19/2005 1:44:18 PM PST by Next_Time_NJ
***does he practice taking goofy,dorky pictures/poses, count our blessings that he is not our president.***
Naw, this conceited ass is just using an old feminine trick to try to look younger... sit with your elbows on a desk and place your hands so that they pull your face skin upwards. It only works up to thirty years old, Kerry!
What do you get when you cross a Kerry Blue with a Boxer bitch?
Puppies that are allergic to rice.
Kind of a chintzy looking wedding band from such a wealthy lady.
Orange ya glad he isn't being inaugurated tomorrow?
You'll need to add Bug Eyed Pelosi, and Hiltery, then for the loud mouths- M.Waters, on and on.
HAAAHAAAA! Good comparison.
That's funny. That's the first thing I thought too. But then I worked in jewelry retail for years. We used to sell them for $60.00.
exactly - don't insult that sweet dog eh?
this is one of the problems with botox, apparently with some people more than others, if you don't continue to use it regularly, every 4 - 6 months, depending on your skin, your old wrinkles will come back with a vengence - did Theresa put him on an allowance again or is he saving up his money for his 2008 run at the Presidency, lol
so it means time to consider the next options, forehead lift, brow lift, face lift......
Teresa probably bought it used, because he was used. Maybe at a very upscale garage sale.
And as long as we're doing captions, how about this one?
I'll start:
Boxer: Gee, I really made an ass of myself today, didn't I?
Condi: Well, it's not your fault that you don't know that I eat disingenuous little pieces of crap like you for breakfast every day. By the way, I just LOVE your hair!
Boxer: Actually, this isn't really my hair...
no offense taken or intended. The thought did occur to me, almost instantly...in time for me to decide not to say it/post it....so easy to go there and I seek to elevate conversation (often failing! in my deservedly-humble opinion)...
"He looked so tired last night"
That's because he showed up at the Senate and worked almost a whole day. Time for a snow boarding break out west!
"Boxer: Gee, I really made an ass of myself today, didn't I?"
"Condi: Well, it's not your fault that you don't know that I eat disingenuous little pieces of crap like you for breakfast every day."
HOWLING ROTF LOL!!!
>>hahaha...you got me! I laughed audibly at work!
Gotcha! :) I was wondering if anyone else saw that little nursery rhyme in the way he was holding his hands.
Maybe I should have used the word "sheeple" instead and ended it with an evil laugh... MMMUUHAHAHAHA!
Kerry tries out his new face lift.
Teraaaaaza assured me the botox would do the trick and I lost anyway. Wahhhhh. I'll show everybody. I'll just wrinkle up till I turn blue!
Re: The "Before" picture in your Post #17 - If Kerry isn't a perfect model of the characters that Don Martin used to draw in MAD Magazine! LOL
Boxer looks like she combs her hair with a hand mixer. Good lord someone get that woman a brush!
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