ZOT!!! How neocons have sold their souls regarding gender roles

When the Jessica Lynch story first made the news, almost everyone believed that she was some sort of Amazon warrior, heroically fighting off the bad guys. I was one of the few who did not believe this story. When the truth came out and I was proven right and the feminazis and the neocons were proven wrong, it was one of the happiest moments of my life.

Whenever some feminazi/neocon starts blathering on about how great women in the military are, just say 'Jessica Lynch' or 'Kara Hultgreen' to them. That ought to shut them up. Names like Jessica's and Kara's are all that needs to be said on the issue.

Neocons have bought into the feminist lie that men and women are equal. To promote this feminist propaganda is to go against the traditional gender roles that God has assigned to us and spelled out for us in the Bible. Men are to be the providers, the protectors, and the aggressors. Any man who acts differently from this has sold his soul. Conversely, women are to be the nurturers, the homemakers, and the submissive ones. Any woman who acts differently from this has sold her soul. It is a sad thing that there is no major political party today that represents these wonderful Biblical values. The Democrats are the party of the enemies of God and the Republicans, under neocon leadership, have followed the Democrats. It is deeply disturbing to see both Democrats and Republicans encouraging women to do unfeminine things like have careers, be active in politics, own guns, and, worst of all, join the military. Women who do these sorts of things are in the camp of the feminazis and have sold their souls. Women should act like women, and men should act like men.

The feminists and their neocon allies are marching this country down the path to Sodom and Gomorrah. Their poison has given us female cops, female firefighters, and female politicians. Hollywood dispenses films where women, completely disregarding their Biblical roles, act tough and shoot bad guys. Meanwhile, our so-called "conservative" president George W. Bush openly praises the worst sinners of all, military women, calling them 'brave' and 'patriotic', instead of exposing them for what they really are - traitors to their gender.

Instead of following Hollywood Democrats or neocon Republicans, we should follow the example of the Islamic fundamentalist countries. These countries are the only ones who have courageously kept religion in government and fought against the evils of feminism. Muslim fundamentalists know how to put women in their proper Biblical place. If true conservatives stay strong and work together, we can defeat the evil feminist-neocon alliance and make America into a country that God can be proud of.

P.S. I am not a troll. I am a long-time lurker, first-time poster. I honestly believe every word of this post and I simply wish to make my views known, find out who agrees with me, and find why those who don't agree think the way they do. I practice exactly what I preach. I donate money to true conservative organizations. I boycott any movie or TV show that has strong women. I am the protector and my wife is the nurturer. That's right, I have a wife, so if you were going to flame me with 'Oh, you're just mad because you can't get a date,' then you're out of luck. I am choosing Free Republic, over other websites, as the place to post this because out of all the sites I visit, Free Republic is consistently the most true-conservative and anti-feminist. From what I've read here, especially on the 'military women' posts, there are a lot of people here who agree with me, so flamers beware, I'll have backup.

allow me to elaborate...

How did this vile moderndaykhruschev, this diverticulum in Satan's colon, come to be? Well...

The first thing that happened wass that the moderndaykhruschev's daddy and its other daddy felt that "special way" about each other. Then, about nine months later, the stork did a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its puling bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "not-a-troll" going by the name of moderndaykhruschev.

Despite its provenance, derived as it was from diverse and corrupted specimens of the less pleasant ungulates crossbred with various squamata and grotesquely mutated ranidae, this horror... this awful thing... this crime against all laws of Man, God, Nature, and Aesthetics somehow not only managed to survive but to THRIVE, expanding its polluted girth by flabby increments as the years snuck past its toxic perimeter.

Then, some decades later, when that troll matured (should I say, instead, "ripened"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul showed it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper was not paying attention.

In a virtual case of water (though "water" is not precisely the >ah!< fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically found its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.

The troll was so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolved in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesced in its new blighted environs, it took the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."

This useful idiot was indoctrinated - nay! deeply marinated - in the Leftist's astigmatic and anencephalic vision of conservatives, then spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.

As is common with such purulent squamous masses, moderndaykhruschev washed up on our shores. In a vain attempt to blend in, and befoul our pristine realm with its rank and rotted parody of our way of thinking, this moderndaykhruschev deposited an infantile and utterly inane pool of parasite-laden swamp-floater rectal drippings as a vanity post.

This sudden gust of methane and stinks of less describable nature roused the denizens of this fair land to wrath and vengeance. Cruel and merciless warriors known as the Viking Kitties descended upon the hapless blob of noisome jelly, gashing it with barbs of wit and pith. Such martial valor alerted the Almighty Mod of this land.

Jove thundered, and the Lightnings smote down upon this yammering moderndaykhruschev with great vengeance and furious anger!

Methane emanations ignited, and moderndaykhruschev detonated, flashing into an expanding pink mist of DUh.

There you have it, then. The short (and postable) version.

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