[HMFIC]

Yeah, ban the knives, your GUN BAN is working GREAT...for the criminal class that is.

[Jokelahoma]

Now now, they'll only ban the "assault knives", those knives capable of cutting more than one person, or penetrating flesh more than 1/8 inch deep. After all, no one uses knives to hunt with, so what are sportsmen so upset about?

Therefore, starting today, all knives can be turned in at the local constable's office in exchange for a nice, lovely plastic spork, still in its original wrapper.

[Red Badger]

Is it still permissible to carry a sword at your side in England?............

[kAcknor]

Bump to the BANGLIST, because to soulution to this problem is a simple as a cal .22 ANYTHING.

Q: How do you end a knife-fight?

A: Bring a gun.