Modern Version Of The Birds And The Bees...

Cyrus SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together
in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Pop- Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!

Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high
school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school;
did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire, my
second marriage was to an actor, my third marriage was to a preacher,
and now I'm married to a mortician."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a
well-planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to
go!"

Little Johnny's mother taught him to say 'whisper' whenever he had to
'tinkle.' One day Little Johnny's grandpa paid them a visit. He was
lying on the couch taking a nap when Little Johnny came up to him and
said, "Grandpa, I have to whisper." Without opening his eyes, his
grandpa said, "Whisper in my ear, son." When Little Johnny's mom heard
a yell that carried for several blocks, she came running. "What's the
matter?" she cried. Then, seeing Little Johnny she asked, "Did Little
Johnny have to whisper?" "Yes!" the old man shouted, "Thank God he
didn't have to shout!"

Just found this. It is cute!

Hey, got me to thinking. I don't really know why the euphamsim "birds and the bees" is used to describe sex.

Does anyone know the analogy of the "birds and the bees"? How did the phrase become associated with the sex talk?

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