Iowahawk: Heart of Redness

Iowahawk Blog | 1/17/05 | David Burge

[IowaHawk]

Choosy newsies Choose IOWAHAWK

[Bombardier]

Uh.....Yeah.

[Grandma Pam]

Priceless. "Grilled mahi mahi and chardonnay" at a Nebraska fish fry. Can't you just picture it?

[Grandma Pam]

Oops. Make that "pan-seared" mahi mahi.

[rellimpank]

---I am still chuckling about your Gore 2000 campaign piece on the cabinet-level Dep't of Menstruation---

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

"We may be doing the Lord's work here, gentlemen, but the local tribes do not always look kindly on it," he warned. "Last month one of our tenured friars merely told his students that Bush was the anti-Christ, and he was viciously attacked by counterarguments. He was so traumatized he had to report the student to the disciplinary committee."

ROFLMAO! This one gets bookmarked. Brilliant!

[Congressman Billybob]

Good Lord, Iowa. You not only have an ear for Hemingway, you also have an ear for Joseph Conrad. I have gone many times "through the alimentary canal with gun and rod," but I could not write it up a tenth as well as you.

Congressman Billybob

Click for latest, "Social Security, AARP and Coots"

[ken5050]

I'm waiting for the paramedics to take me to the ER..My sides hurt from laughing. I hope the hospital has a WEiFi net..I'm taking the laptop..

[Lurker]

You're good IH. Really, really good.

L

[Judith Anne]

Oh, Lordy! Here I am howling laughing, reading this aloud to Hub (who's watching the FoxNews) and I don't even have my pajamas on!

This is wonderful, so wonderful...you are a genius, and I think I love you (as a friend, of course).

[mrsmith]

"I furtively neared them,"

Oh, that's priceless!

[uglybiker]

When does the second installment come out?

[okie01]

I can't wait until they get to Medford, OK.

It's Fall, it's a Friday night...and the town is mysteriously empty.

Or, if they don't make Oklahoma until Springtime, they could experience Okeene or Waynoka...for the Rattlesnake Roundup.

[sistergoldenhair]

Very good.

[nomorelurker]

It is very Conrad. And I'm from E. Tx so don't want to hear any C**p about that line. Just occured is It Faulkner???

[nomorelurker]

It is very Conrad. And I'm from E. Tx so don't want to hear any C**p about that line. Just occured is It Faulkner???

[goldstategop]

It used to be a dependable Democratic state. It went Republican for the first time in 20 years. The last GOP Presidential candidate to carry the Haweye State was Ronald Reagan in 1984.

[DuncanWaring]

The last GOP Presidential candidate to carry the Haweye State was Ronald Reagan in 1984.

Not exactly.

[marktwain]

This is very good IH, can't you charge for this? It almost seems a crime to have this level of writing done for free. Maybe the Washington Times could serialize it?

[AntiBurr]

When do we see "Dr. Livingston, I Presume?"