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To: Nea Wood
You know, if this kind of thing occurrs, and there's no warm water handy, there is an alternative way to get hands etc. unstuck...

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that

17 posted on 01/17/2005 8:37:15 AM PST by End Times Sentinel ("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace;" –Thomas Paine)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Ew. Isn't that good for jellyfish stings too?


20 posted on 01/17/2005 8:39:14 AM PST by cwiz24 (I worked very hard on this tagline.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

I immediately understood what you were getting at. Sometimes I hate ever having been a nurse...;-D


21 posted on 01/17/2005 8:40:02 AM PST by Judith Anne (Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
"You know, if this kind of thing occurrs, and there's no warm water handy, there is an alternative way to get hands etc. unstuck..."

LOL, Owl Eagle. Ranks a rot. Now that visual will be stuck in my head all day. Maybe there are even pervs that roam the streets on bitter-cold days, at the ready, to *rescue* "The Frozen." LOL.

28 posted on 01/17/2005 8:43:32 AM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
You know, if this kind of thing occurrs, and there's no warm water handy, there is an alternative way to get hands etc. unstuck...

Well, we're talking about a cat, and I'd use that method on a cat even if it wasn't stuck.

FMCDH(BITS)

37 posted on 01/17/2005 8:50:08 AM PST by nothingnew (Kerry is gone...perhaps to Lake Woebegone)
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To: Owl_Eagle
You know, if this kind of thing occurrs, and there's no warm water handy, there is an alternative way to get hands etc. unstuck...

Ah, urine... Healing jellyfish stings, filling empty radiators and unsticking frozen tongues from metal poles... Is there nothing it CAN'T do?? :)

APf

41 posted on 01/17/2005 8:53:55 AM PST by APFel (Humanity has a poor track record of predicting its own future.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Your "own" hands ?

Theres a circus trick if ever I heard of one .......:o)


42 posted on 01/17/2005 8:54:35 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Owl_Eagle

hmmm.... that took a minute to compute....


64 posted on 01/17/2005 9:14:57 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: Owl_Eagle
there is an alternative way to get hands unstuck...

And just who is gonna yank down your zipper?

88 posted on 01/17/2005 10:17:50 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Michigan's last great flock of penguins left for the west coast in 1823 never to be heard from again)
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To: Owl_Eagle

When officers arrived the man was found in an unfortunate position. The man explained he was simply attempting to pee on his tongue which was stuck to the pole. Both organs were safely remove from the pole.


183 posted on 01/18/2005 8:31:53 AM PST by hobson
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