To: Nea Wood
You know, if this kind of thing occurrs, and there's no warm water handy, there is an alternative way to get hands etc. unstuck...
Owl_Eagle
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
17 posted on
01/17/2005 8:37:15 AM PST by
End Times Sentinel
("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace;" –Thomas Paine)
To: Owl_Eagle
Ew. Isn't that good for jellyfish stings too?
20 posted on
01/17/2005 8:39:14 AM PST by
cwiz24
(I worked very hard on this tagline.)
To: Owl_Eagle
I immediately understood what you were getting at. Sometimes I hate ever having been a nurse...;-D
21 posted on
01/17/2005 8:40:02 AM PST by
Judith Anne
(Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
To: Owl_Eagle
"You know, if this kind of thing occurrs, and there's no warm water handy, there is an alternative way to get hands etc. unstuck..."LOL, Owl Eagle. Ranks a rot. Now that visual will be stuck in my head all day. Maybe there are even pervs that roam the streets on bitter-cold days, at the ready, to *rescue* "The Frozen." LOL.
28 posted on
01/17/2005 8:43:32 AM PST by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: Owl_Eagle
You know, if this kind of thing occurrs, and there's no warm water handy, there is an alternative way to get hands etc. unstuck...Well, we're talking about a cat, and I'd use that method on a cat even if it wasn't stuck.
FMCDH(BITS)
37 posted on
01/17/2005 8:50:08 AM PST by
nothingnew
(Kerry is gone...perhaps to Lake Woebegone)
To: Owl_Eagle
You know, if this kind of thing occurrs, and there's no warm water handy, there is an alternative way to get hands etc. unstuck... Ah, urine... Healing jellyfish stings, filling empty radiators and unsticking frozen tongues from metal poles... Is there nothing it CAN'T do?? :)
APf
41 posted on
01/17/2005 8:53:55 AM PST by
APFel
(Humanity has a poor track record of predicting its own future.)
To: Owl_Eagle
Your "own" hands ?
Theres a circus trick if ever I heard of one .......:o)
42 posted on
01/17/2005 8:54:35 AM PST by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Owl_Eagle
hmmm.... that took a minute to compute....
64 posted on
01/17/2005 9:14:57 AM PST by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: Owl_Eagle
there is an alternative way to get hands unstuck...
And just who is gonna yank down your zipper?
88 posted on
01/17/2005 10:17:50 AM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(Michigan's last great flock of penguins left for the west coast in 1823 never to be heard from again)
To: Owl_Eagle
When officers arrived the man was found in an unfortunate position. The man explained he was simply attempting to pee on his tongue which was stuck to the pole. Both organs were safely remove from the pole.
183 posted on
01/18/2005 8:31:53 AM PST by
hobson
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