[Yardstick]

"But, but.. I LOVE my computer! She brings me warmth, happiness, and comfort!"

You could really scramble their minds by saying "HE brings me warmth and happiness". They'd be so conflicted their heads would twist off.

[Darksheare]

LOL!

I think their skulls would explode from the stresses involved.
The conflict within would erupt molten mind goo out the tops of their heads.