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Harry the Nazi: a defence of the idiot prince
London News Review ^ | 1-13-05 | Staff

Posted on 01/13/2005 5:47:48 PM PST by veronica

So, Prince Harry, the nightmheir to the throne, has put his intellectually subnormal foot in it again. Prince William’s half-witted half-brother attended a fancy dress party held by Richard Meade, the triple Olympic gold medallist (1968 & 1972), and his fancy dress consisted of Rommel shirt with a bright red Nazi armband on the sleeve. Oh, and he had a fag on. A veritable tsunami of bad taste.

Harry has been drawing a lot of flack for this gaff. Rabbi Jonathan Guttentag, leader of spiritual leader of the Whitefield Hebrew Congregation in Manchester, described the photo of a swastika-adorned Prince as "a most unfortunate gift to neo-Nazis and Holocaust deniers." Michael Howard, leader of the Conservative Party (a fringe British political group), who is himself Jewish, said "I think a lot of people will be disappointed to see that photograph and it will cause a lot of offense."

So far, not a single voice has been raised in support of the plonker's actions. However, we at the London News Review are staunch fans of Harry and are ready and willing to mount a clumsy defence:

Our defence of Prince Harry

1. Prince Harry is sensationally stupid. Seriously, the lad is practically retarded, so it’s appropriate to cut him some slack. It’s a small miracle every time he finds his mouth with his cigarette, so the fact that he would put on a Nazi armband and not think – at any point – that this might possibly be a really really wrong thing to do, is perfectly understandable. Questions must be asked of the people around him: his friends, his carers, his bodyguards. Did no one think to mention to the dribbling moron that maybe the pretty red armband with the funny black squiggle in the middle was maybe best left in the limo? Would you blame a coma victim for wetting the bed? No. So don’t be too harsh on Harry.

2. The theme of the fancy dress party, thrown by famous horseman and friend of Prince Charles, Richarde Meade, was – believe it or not – ‘Colonials and Natives’. Oh lordy. Colonials and Natives? What the **** are these people on? What century are they living in? Colonials and Natives? It beggars belief. Why not ‘Imperialists and Nig Nogs’? Or would that have been bad taste? So anyway, a fair share of the blame for Harry’s outfit must surely go to the imbecilic Richarde Meade and his appalling choice of party theme.*

3. Where did Harry get the armband? Presumably he went for advice to his grandfather, who delightedly threw open his closet doors to reveal rack upon rack of Gestapo jackets stormtrooper boots. Or maybe Prince Philip simply slipped off his dressing gown to reveal his own swastika armband, which he rolled off and pressed lovingly into Harry’s upturned palm. “Now off you go, you young scamp, and have fun.”

4. No one seems to have wondered: perhaps Prince Harry didn’t realize it was a fancy dress party? It’s possible he just came on from a meeting, and didn’t have time to change. In which case it is heartening to see that he has developed an interest in politics. An early brush with fascism didn’t do Ricky Tomlinson any harm, so let’s go easy on Harry: he may well grow out of it, and soften in his politics towards Stalinism instead.

5. Most crucially: this was a fancy dress costume. In this context, the Nazi uniform has become a novelty, a bit of fun. This is surely a good thing. It is wrong to be scared of it: if we let the taboo linger, if we draw an amazed breath when we see Harry sporting the emblem of the Nazi party, then the swastika still has its power. So much better for us to think of it as a daft (yet undeniably stylish) outfit in a fancy dress shop, hanging alongside a wizard’s garb, a policeman’s uniform and a fairy costume. To treat the swastika in this way is not in any way to deny the seriousness and horror of the holocaust, but to remove the last vestiges of power from the Nazis. Little does Harry realize it, but his wearing of the swastika is an important political statement: it is the militant trivialization and belittling of Nazism. Mel Brooks should think about finding a bit part for him in the Producers. I bet he throws a wonderful salute.

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*Prince William went in a skin-tight leopard costume with tail and claws: a cleverly diplomatic outfit, although one has to ask what the heir to the throne was doing attending a party which had the theme 'Colonials and Natives'. Might it not have been more politically astute to have feigned a headache, stayed at home and watched a DVD of Zulu Dawn instead?


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To: LibertarianInExile; Lukasz; A. Pole

well, most poles would not like the Teutonic flag displayed I guess


141 posted on 01/16/2005 3:10:04 AM PST by Cronos (Never forget 9/11)
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To: Michael81Dus
it is generally correct to say that the average Wehrmacht soldier was not to blame while the average SS guy bears a whole lot of guilt.

well put
142 posted on 01/16/2005 3:14:45 AM PST by Cronos (Never forget 9/11)
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To: Cronos

Only if this flag would be somehow anti-polish. I think that most Poles don’t know too many Teutonic flags...


143 posted on 01/16/2005 3:58:41 AM PST by Lukasz (Terra Polonia Semper Fidelis!)
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To: Lukasz
Read this the wierdest anti-Polish rant I've ever read!
144 posted on 01/16/2005 4:10:02 AM PST by Cronos (Never forget 9/11)
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To: Cronos; lizol; Grzegorz 246
Yes I read this text few months ago, I must say I have a lot of laugh because of that. I love this fragments about comparing Germans to dogs in polish literature. :) I love this paranoia which this author has and maximally biased facts. It is magnificent how this guy deeply penetrate polish literature (some texts are unknown even for Poles) without understanding motivation of the polish authors. He completely don’t understand why these text were born, probably without reasons in his opinion. Evil Poles did it to innocent Germans.

It would be interesting read something similar but about imagine of the Pole in German literature but not so biased of course.
145 posted on 01/16/2005 4:54:32 AM PST by Lukasz (Terra Polonia Semper Fidelis!)
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To: Cronos

So this jerk claims that Poland was created by Germans and populated by Germans and later someone forced them to become Poles... It's not even funny.


146 posted on 01/16/2005 6:02:37 AM PST by Grzegorz 246
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To: Grzegorz 246

For me it is quite funny. :)


147 posted on 01/16/2005 6:41:08 AM PST by Lukasz (Terra Polonia Semper Fidelis!)
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To: Cronos
well, most poles would not like the Teutonic flag displayed I guess

Most of Poles are not so sensitive. Although my mother, when she hears German spoken in a restaurant, she leaves the place. I guess she would not like to see any German flag either.

148 posted on 01/16/2005 7:03:33 AM PST by A. Pole (Hash Bimbo: "Low wage is good for you!")
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To: Lukasz

Didn't Hermann show us this page ?


149 posted on 01/16/2005 8:18:15 AM PST by Grzegorz 246
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To: Grzegorz 246
So this jerk claims that Poland was created by Germans and populated by Germans and later someone forced them to become Poles.

This text is far out, man! WHO EXACTLY was able to force Germans to become Poles if Poles did not exist?

It reminds me funny Galichan/Ukrainian theories about Russification of the Ukraine under the Polish/Lithuanian rule. Must be done by the same people.

150 posted on 01/16/2005 8:45:15 AM PST by A. Pole (Hash Bimbo: "Low wage is good for you!")
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To: A. Pole
"It reminds me funny Galichan/Ukrainian theories about Russification of the Ukraine under the Polish/Lithuanian rule. Must be done by the same people."

It also reminds me theories spread by Putinists, who claim that Ukrainians are in fact Russians.
There was Polonization under the Polish/Lithuanian rule, not Russification.
151 posted on 01/16/2005 9:27:39 AM PST by Grzegorz 246
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To: Cronos
"left out the 'soul' of Germany -- Austria. "

No argument here -- Bismark and the Emperor did Maria Theresa and Austria wrong on more than one occassion.

Bismark wanted to unify Germany so that the control would be Prussian. He did not want too many Catholics in Germany -- enough to make it large and powerful; but not enough to move the center of mass south and Catholic.

However, German culture was Christian, not "Aryan".

What Bismark did was impose a largely alien Prussian head upon the German states. The culture of the traditional Germany states was still Christian.

The Nazi so-called "Aryan" philosophy was imposed upon the German people, not a natural outgrowth of their culture.
152 posted on 01/16/2005 10:40:02 AM PST by AMDG&BVMH
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To: Grzegorz 246
It also reminds me theories spread by Putinists, who claim that Ukrainians are in fact Russians.

I am not sure what the actual Putinists claim. My take is that Ukraine, Russia and Byelorus are in process od divergence (which maybe can be reversed to some degree) from the origial ethno/cultural unit called Rus. Rus, started in the north as Germanic tribe of Swedish Vikings organized Slavic and Finnish tribes into one society, first in the center in Novgorod then in Kiev. Then the east was conquered by Mongols/Tartars and west was conquered by Lithuanians/Poles. Later Moscow became the center of revival.

Galichan theory was fabricated in XIXc Lvov and denied Russian claim to be the continuation of Rus, at the same time Galichans framed the history of Ukraine as victim of Russian invasion. In such view the actual history of Rus from IXc to XVIIc is losing any sense. It is very sad to base one's national identity on a lie.

153 posted on 01/16/2005 10:42:25 AM PST by A. Pole (Hash Bimbo: "Low wage is good for you!")
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To: Cronos

"Of far more impressive lineage was the Hapsburg dynasty which traces itself back to Charlemagne and beyond"

Again, no argument here. There were some wonderful, hard-working people in the German East. Many of those who survived the exodus came to the US.

However, the control of Germany by the Prussians was a mistake. Bismark was a schemer and a genius, but he hurt Germany because of his anti-Catholicism and demand to control by Prussia.


154 posted on 01/16/2005 10:43:37 AM PST by AMDG&BVMH
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To: A. Pole
"My take is that Ukraine, Russia and Byelorus are in process od divergence (which maybe can be reversed to some degree) from the origial ethno/cultural unit called Rus."

Russian, Ukrainian and Belorussian people are eastern Slavs, just like Poles, Czechs and Slovaks are western Slavs and the fact that hundreds years ago the first group was a part of one territorial unit doesn't prove that there is some special connection between them.
Didn't you and other fans of Putin claim a while ago that Ukrainian language is a mix of Polish & Russian and that Ukrainian nation doesn't really exist, but was invented by Germans ?
155 posted on 01/16/2005 11:21:00 AM PST by Grzegorz 246
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To: Grzegorz 246

rather not


156 posted on 01/16/2005 11:23:27 AM PST by Lukasz (Terra Polonia Semper Fidelis!)
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To: A. Pole; Grzegorz 246

With Chechens is even more funny, they absolutely aren’t Russians only their land and all natural resources are ethnic Russian.


157 posted on 01/16/2005 11:27:04 AM PST by Lukasz (Terra Polonia Semper Fidelis!)
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To: Cronos

btw How do you found this article?


158 posted on 01/16/2005 11:31:43 AM PST by Lukasz (Terra Polonia Semper Fidelis!)
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To: fo0hzy

How does one get Nazi out of 'colonials and natives'?


159 posted on 01/16/2005 11:37:32 AM PST by Netizen (jmo)
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To: Polybius
The Iron Cross has been the apolitical symbol of the German fighting man since Napoleonic times.

The iron cross dates back to the pagans and sun worship.

You can click on the image and be taken to the British Museum, where you can read about the stele and the iron/maltese cross.

160 posted on 01/16/2005 11:54:13 AM PST by ET(end tyranny) (Isa:59:20-And a redeemer will come to Zion, and unto them that turn from transgression in Jacob....)
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