haha! I liked the top also about "I'm not about to create a bio page for you"
and the "I lied so stune me" parts.:^D
It popped into my head after seeing someone else's hysterical bio page along similar lines.
They'd created a bio page, sorta, and it said that they hadn't...
With a follow up saying that they're working on it.
It struck me as funny, so I absconded with the idea.