-----------------------
Lib 1 wears a PFLAG fanny pack in this panel:
Lib 1: The Bushies stole another one.
Lib 2: Dumbya is an idiot!
Lib 1: What's George Bush Jr. (sic) got that I don't have except two advanced degrees and the knowledge to fly and land an airplane?
Lib 2: I just love those Bush is a chimp jokes. Those websites just never get old.
-------
Lib 1 can be seen wearing this t-shirt:
Lib 1: John Kerry had a plan. He was gonna save us all. And it's ALL Bushie's fault.
Lib 2: UT professor Robert Jensen has it right... AmeriKKKa is an evil empire that must be dismantled. How dare we attack a soverign nation? This does not pass the global test. We should have had the backing of the UN to act for our own self defense.
------
Lib 2 can be seen wearing this t-shirt:
Lib 1: The Cold War and now the War On Terrorism. Ever since WWII the United States has bled the world of alternative governing structures that mean us no harm. Socialism is for our own good.
Lib 2: I was ashamed to tell people I was an American when I went bicycling through Europe. I told them that Bush sucks and they seemed to let me slide.
Lib 1 and Lib 2: Selected not elected! Selected not elected!
------
Lib 1: Sorry about your daughter who got killed while she crossed the highway in Kansas(*).
Lib 2: It's not for nothing, she was in the military and her name appears on some of those Bush Lied, People Died lists that circulate on the internet; it wasn't easy to get 1,000 "dead" by 9.11.2004 but if people don't look too closely, we can almost make it look like things are a miserable failure over there in Iraq.
Lib 2: It is sad that Saddam was cutting off hands, raping prisoners' wives, and disemboweling people at Abu Ghraib and videotaping it and all but it is no worse than putting panties on a muslim's head. That goes against their religion. And women guards? Iraq would have to transition away from the male dominated sexist Islamic society before it would be acceptable to permit a Western woman dominate a muslim man. I am ashamed of my country. I understand what Hunter S. Thompson meant when he posted to ESPN that it was more horrific than the worst of the Nazi attrocities. Can you imagine what we might have heard at ESPN if Rush Limbough(sic) were still employed at ESPN?
------------
Lib 1: "Do As Thou Will" is the law of the land. These prudes and puritans don't like letting kids have sex but they are just going to do it anyway. Sex education should be so much more than just the mechanics of reproduction; there is a whole world of sexual positions and pairings that kids don't understand until they are old enough to read the Penthouse Forum or see a Karen Finley performance art show. Alfred Kinsey wasn't a pervert trying to make excuses for his own fetishes, he was a scientist as misunderstood as Josef Mengele.
---- Lib 1: Our election system sucks. The electoral college won't get us in power and even the popular vote doesn't always go our way.
Lib 2: The sheeple don't know what is best for them. They vote Republican because of fear, racism, xenophobia, imperial hegemony, greed, sexism, heterosexism, and generally because they like being politically incorrect. Ignorant fools. What are we not doing to teach them "right"?
(school bell rings and both teachers go back to their classrooms)
----- * while I do not intend to cast any specific meaning behind these liberals and the genuine family of the soldier who died while crossing a highway in Kansas, the fact of the matter is that her death DOES appear on some versions of the "1,000 dead" list. The Washington Post does not include her death but does include the death of another soldier who died of a traffic accident the same week while in Kuwait. It is a completely arbitrary "accounting" compiled by the left from news reports.
As I understand in Michael Moore's movie, there is interview footage with a man who has lost his limbs and his friend because of an explosion. The immediate thought is terrorist bombing but the truth of the matter is that they overinflated a tire. Such an accident is a tragedy but it could just as easily happened anywhere in the world in peace time. The soldier was even unaware that he was to appear in "Michael Moore"'s movie; he took time to do a followup interview for FahrenHYPE 911. What Michael Moore pulled in his piece of propaganda is along the lines of what convicted traitor American Mildred Gillars "Axis Sally" pulled when she would interview US soldiers in Germany under the cloak of being with the Red Cross. She would broadcast misleading excerpts of the interview to diminish troop morale.