Gap-Toothed, Missing Link Troglodytes Delighted by Presidential Election Outcome

Village Voice ^ | 1/13/2005 | Ward Sutton

[Prince Charles]

[kc2theline]

Wow - I guess some people really, really don't like Michelle Malkin.

[Lazamataz]

I love it.

The more the left underestimates us, the more they will lose.

[reagan_fanatic]

Oh, come on. Didn't you think it was the least bit funny? I found it hilarious

Dern tootin it was. That'ns was wun of th' galdern funniest car-toons that them thar pointy-headed yew-in supportin' liberals have come out with in a coon's age!

Now, yewz are a-gonna have to forgive me cause I gotta go move that there transmission outta the dern bathtub soins the missus can take a bath.

[TexasCowboy]

I chewed Bessy Mae out for wastin' film on ever day stuff.

[retrokitten]

LMAO!

[MizSterious]

I understand fully. I must go too, since it's time to tend to my knuckles--being as how they get all scraped up from all that draggin, y'know.

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

You mean gap toothed troglydites like this?

[retrokitten]

Yes, you don't want to get an infection. Around here we have had a ton of salt put on the ground because of all the snow and ice. Talk about painful on the knuckles!

[Terriergal]

idjuts. ;-)

[Terriergal]

I have never looked better than being depicted in that comic strip. I owe the Village Voice a debt of gratitude.

lol!

[Terriergal]

It occurs to me that in a society that is set up the way ours is, it is really irrelevant what they think of us because THEY'RE OUTNUMBERED.

MUUUUAHAHAHA!

[OpusatFR]

I'm delighted!

As long as the left refuses to understand why and how they lost and continue to lose, the better for the us.

Yes, keep referring to the opposition as a bunch of gap-toothed throwbacks and reap the reward!

[jla]

You know us Republican women just care about makin' babies and keepin' our mens tanks full. We ain't much for learnin'.

You have any single, (or heck, even unsingle), sisters?

[MizSterious]

Hah! But also consider the schizoid side of this--they just as often refer to Republicans as super-wealthy, highly-cultured elite. Trying to reconcile these two versions is enough to give one whiplash!

[Swiss]

We need to make sure this cartoon is highlighted if Hillary runs in 2008 as showing typical New York City arrogance towards the rest of the nation.

[OpusatFR]

LOL!

I'll have to bring the pickup and certainly lots of flies to buzz around my head this summer in the Hamptons!

[retrokitten]

That's okay, I'll just meet you there. They just fly around my head all day. Think Pig Pen from the Peanuts, but with knuckles dragging and a huge gab between my teeth, oh and a skirt and no shoes (shoes is for those hoyty-toyty rich folk who thinks theys better then everyone else).

This Hamptons place, is there a waterslide or a Six Flags near by?

[jla]

Laura's a sweetheart and certainly very pretty.
But in keeping with the premise of the Village Voice article I think an appropriate image would be of the esteemed Senator & lovable liberal from Maryland -

[willyboyishere]

#47: "You know you're a redneck IF .....you take a dump in your toilet on the front deck while being so drunk you think you've just made a cell phone call from that aluminum case that holds your cigarettes....."