Gap-Toothed, Missing Link Troglodytes Delighted by Presidential Election Outcome

Village Voice ^ | 1/13/2005 | Ward Sutton

[no_apathy]

Go here http://villagevoice.com/news/0447,sutton,58615,9.html to see an utterly biased, disgusting characterization of those who are happy with President Bush's win as gap toothed, wife beating rednecks. I hesitate to post this in humor because it is NOT funny. Laura Ingraham is talking about this right now.

I apologize if this has been posted. I did search but did not find it.

[MediaMole]

IN-nog-U-RA-shun is redneck for takin' the wheels off the new White House.

[conservativecorner]

The blue bloods can spew their bias and hate concerning the south and the heartland of America, we have long memories, but we were smart enough to beat their asses once again just as we did in the 2002 mid-term elections. We are a force to be reckoned with, and the small enclave of blue states better get used to this fact. This election proved that you must have at least some southern states in your corner, or you can't win. sKerry's grand strategy for the 2004 election was a complete disaster. He thought he could pull off a national election win without carrying one southern state. Life's a real be-ach when ya have to fool with us ole' buck toothed red necks. [We were smart enough to see through Sorros and all his money. Not bad for a bunch of hicks]

[TigersEye]

Yee haw! We's done made the big time now.

(Oh I wish I was an Okie from Muskogee ... an' uh, ... oh yeah, ... all ah gotta do is ack natcherly...)

[airborne]

Gap-Toothed, Missing Link Troglodytes Delighted by Presidential Election Outcome

Really? The Dems are delighted?

How about that!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

It's the Village Voice. It represents the dems well.

[all4one]

"I wonder if he realizes that it says SOOOOOO much more about him than it does about those he is (supposedly) lampooning."

He has had more than two months to sit and stew over the fact that KERRY lost; and lost by millions of votes! So what's a guy to do with his time...he no longer has protests to attend.

If I were to create a cartoon depicting the Kerry supporters as stereotypical flaming homos and dyke lesbians in flannel shirts...I wonder if the Village Voice would put it in print....or would I get a call from a lawyer for my "insensitivity".

[subterfuge]

I think they must be talking about David Letterman and the Kabbala Queen, Madonna.

Those two could floss with a ski rope.

[SkyPilot]

I see little difference between their hateful propaganda and this:

A poster for the Nazi film, "The Eternal Jew"

[visualops]

I bet Sutton couldn't win an argument with the hillbilly that lives down the street from me.

[americanMel]

Can I get a big H*ll Yeah, from the Redneck girls like me.

I hope the DUmmies keep this up...as long as they don't get it, we will continue to win.

Rednecks Roool...and my grandpa would be proud!

[retrokitten]

What's that saying about becoming what you hate?

I'd like to post more, but my husband just drove up in the pickup from the liquor store and I have to go get my beating.

[Heavyrunner]

Sent to Mr. Sutton:

Sir,

Contrary to the sophomoric premise implied by your “Sutton Impact” strip entitled “Gap-Toothed Missing Link Troglodytes Delighted by Presidential Election Outcome,” the average Republican voter is employed, educated, hard-working, and well-informed about U.S. affairs domestically and abroad.

While satire and humor are effective mediums for promoting a view, no matter how divorced from reality, you would do well to look to an infinitely more talented malcontent Gary Trudeau for guidance. While most Americans virulently disagree with what both of you have to say, Mr. Trudeau manages to communicate a subversive message in such a way that at least the message is considered by the reader. Your tripe amounts to playground name-calling.

If comedy is your hobby, I respectfully suggest you keep your day job.

Regards,

[Heavyrunner]

OMG! I'm billing you for the keyboard cleaning. =/

Too funny!

[Alouette]

gap toothed, wife beating rednecks.

That's when they are not calling Condi Rice "Aunt Jemima" or Michelle Malkin LBFM (sorry, too racist and disgusting to post here)

[retrokitten]

Hell yeah!

I say hey, y'all and yee-haw!

Some people think I'm trashy, but I don't give rip!
I'll stand bare footed in my own front yard with a baby on my hip!

[TigersEye]

I'd like to post more, but my husband just drove up in the pickup from the liquor store and I have to go get my beating.

That's gitcher beatin', wummun. Ain't choo got no littersee?

[retrokitten]

You think that's funny, check out #36! LMAO

[Revolting cat!]

We done showed 'em!

[Damifino]

There was a good thread earlier this morning about "blue states" and how they, geographically, are mostly red. The blue has been marginalized into Urbania. I think we are over crediting them by surrendering an entire state. We've all seen the "Bush Country" map. I wish I still had the link to this, the red/blue map of NY (by precinct), perceived to be one of the bluest is decidedly red. Shocker.

[loborojo]

Good one!