Posted on 01/13/2005 6:36:00 AM PST by Squawk 8888
Have you been recently called a geek, a dork, a NERD? Do you want to be a nerd, geek, or dork? Well, this test is for you! This highly advanced 'test' will determine once and for all how nerdy you are. Upon completion, you will be given a score (out of 100) as to just how nerdy you are, plus a niffty little graphic and link that you can share with your friends (if you have any) so they can see how they measure up!
Please note: Spelling errors are intentionel and are in play to sea if you pik up on them (i.e. the erors are their for a reason). So plaese, no more emails regurding speling. Thnx!
BWwwaahahahaaaa!
Da nurd . . da nurd . . da nurd is da word . .. Da nurd . . da nurd . . da nurd is da word . ..
I am groveling at your feet, your nerdness. But then again, my number ain't all bad? (chuckle, snort, followed by "did I say that?" in nasal voice)
Michael, well? (A fun break ping for ya!)
I am using an Hp-48SX now, but still have and love my old Hp-65. :-)
Evening back! :-)
Yuppers, thats the sign on the side of my computer. It is lit with a blue cold cathode tube. hehe
We've got you pegged, RA; you're such a nerd you wear double pocket protectors....
you're such a nerd that you keep your boogger pouch inside a spare pocket protector.....
your pocket protectors come in a wonderful array of colors, none of which are found in nature.....
Your slide-rule has "pi" to 7 decimal places.....
You're such a nerd that you had Stephen Hawking autograph your copy of "A Brief History of Time" by having him run the wheel of his wheel chair over an ink-pad, and then over the inside cover of the book.....
You're such a nerd you try to imitate Hawking's style of murmurring whilst staring at yourself in the mirror in the bathroom.....
You're such a nerd you've computed the Net Present Value of Futures Contracts for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, and laid in a 10 year inventory in both your basement and your control room, hoping to someday corner the market much as the Hunt Brothers tried to corner Silver futures market two decades ago....
You're such a nerd you requested the Social Security issue you a Hexadecimal SSN.....
You can't fool us; we've got our eye on you.
Yo momma's so fat they use her public housing unit to compute Lagrange points.
We've got you pegged, RA; you're such a nerd you wear double pocket protectors....
LMAO! I still have my NASA pocket protectors! I wear em to work just to get raised eyebrows from the junior nerd wannabes in my dept. :-)
Your slide-rule has "pi" to 7 decimal places.....
Ummm... 8 LOL!
You're such a nerd that you had Stephen Hawking autograph your copy of "A Brief History of Time" by having him run the wheel of his wheel chair over an ink-pad, and then over the inside cover of the book.....
Ooooo!! What a cool idea!!!
You're such a nerd you've computed the Net Present Value of Futures Contracts for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, and laid in a 10 year inventory in both your basement and your control room, hoping to someday corner the market much as the Hunt Brothers tried to corner Silver futures market two decades ago....
ROTFLMAO! If you only knew how many of those I had here!!!
You're such a nerd you requested the Social Security issue you a Hexadecimal SSN.....
1f981d94c (BTW, not a real SS number) LOL!
You can't fool us; we've got our eye on you.
hehehehe
Good grief! LOL!
Of course! What else do you call people who spend evenings arguing the finer points of neoconservativism versus paleoconservativism? :o)
Funny
:-)
100% Nerd! Why am I not surprised? ;-)
hehehehe! :-)
Hosed quiz. It requires a back button to answer "unanswered" questions and then flushes the quiz.
Fear not. Someone with a 98 loser score has absolutely no idea what 69 means. Right? No need to whip out your pistol. :)
Cowabunga
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