His parents are about to hear a discourageing word...
Posted on 01/12/2005 2:51:43 PM PST by FreeManWhoCan
The highest tide of the year brought an unusual visitor to Ocean Beach Tuesday afternoon -- a dead cow.
While it is not unusual for dead sea animals such as sea lions and whales to wash up on the beach, this was the first time anyone could remember that a cow ended up on the coast of San Francisco.
The all-black animal is bigger than a calf and smaller than a dairy cow. It ended up at the foot of Noriega Street and was reported to the National Park Police by a visitor at about 4 p.m.
Where the animal came from or how it got in the ocean is a mystery. "We've never had a dead cow on the beach before,'' said National Park Service spokesman Rich Wideman.
It will be buried in...
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
I've said it many times: Cows should not go water skiing without a life jacket...
Surfin bovine...cow a bunga
From the Cow Palace?
An APB has just been issued for Scott Peterson...
Tsunami victim from Sri Lanka, i'm sure.
Ocean currents probably picked his carcass up & there ya go.
Lot's of cows near the coast further north of SF bay. What are the currents?
Perhaps it was bungee jumping from the Golden Gate bridge.
Or maybe an intentional suicide from the bridge.
Gives new meaning to "Surf and Turf". ;>))
Helen Thomas passed out while swimming?
About $64.00 per hundred weight.
From the San Franfreako Chronicle, huh? Sounds like an autopsy is in order. Could be a lover's quarrel gone violent. Poor moo moo.
Let me guess there is an Italian heritage rancher in Marin County missing a cow. Should not of gone in the surf? Now this is Barbra Boxer territory, she should have prepared for this.
Another unsuccessful escape from "the Rock"???
His parents are about to hear a discourageing word...
Why take a bath when you can just wash up on the beach?
I'd check it for fins. Could be an example of the long-extinct aquatic cow.
This may explain it!
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Cow surfing at Malibu
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