[HamiltonJay]

Jeez, this is rediculous... you haven't begun to hear lawyer jokes until you have spent some time with lawyers, they know the absolute best lawyer jokes out there.

[cyborg]

Agreed... I worked with a lawyer that had a teeshirt with the Shakespeare 'Kill All the Lawyers' *lol*

[jude24]

As a law student, I've heard mostly the same tired, old jokes - 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea, and so forth. But my two absolute favorites are as follows:

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One's a bottom-feeding scavanger, and the other is just a fish.

Q: Why did New York end up with all the lawyers, and New Jersey with all the toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick.

[Exeter]

"...you haven't begun to hear lawyer jokes until you have spent some time with lawyers, they know the absolute best lawyer jokes out there."

I agree, but most of the time it isn't intentional. Years ago the head of the state Bar association spoke to my class. During his pontifications he solemnly declared that the legal profession was all that stood between civilization and anarachy. I remember thinking to myself, "Talk about lousy choices..."

[freepertoo]

I work in a law firm. The best lawyer jokes are told by lawyers.

[knittnmom]

You're right. I used to work with an attorney, and he could keep us in stitches with lawyer jokes.