[monday]

"4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snowmobile, helicopter, or aircraft."

Is it allowable to use horse and hounds to run attorneys to ground? If dogs and horses are used, is it allowable to stampede herds of attorneys over cliffs?

[AnAmericanMother]

Is it allowable to use horse and hounds to run attorneys to ground? If dogs and horses are used, is it allowable to stampede herds of attorneys over cliffs?

You would have to have specially trained lawyer-hounds, because you wouldn't want your foxhounds to (1) learn to follow other animals, or (2) have their sense of smell destroyed. And I'm not sure the fox terriers would consent to dig out a lawyer . . .

I would worry about losing a hound or an overeager horse over a cliff . . . some clever foxes cross interstate highways to get away from the pack and field . . .