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Man Eats Raw Duck Before Undies Save Him
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Posted on 01/10/2005 4:11:37 PM PST by Sub-Driver

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To: Billthedrill

If I got lost with number nine in your list, I would never want to be found.


41 posted on 01/10/2005 4:52:12 PM PST by Red Sea Swimmer (Tisha5765Bav)
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To: Mad Mammoth

LMAO!! Oh, that's toooo funny. HAHAHAHAHAHA


42 posted on 01/10/2005 4:53:30 PM PST by glock rocks ( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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To: Sub-Driver

This story is fertile ground for a Jeff Foxworthy show.


43 posted on 01/10/2005 4:54:42 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: Sub-Driver

ate a raw duck breast before he was spotted.

The French think nothing of this.
Canard Sauvage Tatar...


44 posted on 01/10/2005 5:01:55 PM PST by aroostook war
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To: CFC__VRWC
Give the guy a break - at least he didn't eat the dog.

He wasn't chinese was he ? Or perhaps it was a raw peking duck......
45 posted on 01/10/2005 5:05:04 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: Senator Pardek
My younger brother looks exactly (I swear! 6'2", 380 lbs.) like "Comic Store Guy." I speculate that Matt Groening saw him once, then drew the character afterwards.

And I remind him every time he pisses me off.

46 posted on 01/10/2005 5:06:14 PM PST by jrewing (I'm jrewing again now, not "jrewingjr" since I found my old password. I am he and he is me.)
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To: Mad Mammoth

ROFLMAO!


47 posted on 01/10/2005 5:06:27 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: TheMom
all bases are covered

All your base are belong to us.

48 posted on 01/10/2005 5:07:56 PM PST by jrewing (I'm jrewing again now, not "jrewingjr" since I found my old password. I am he and he is me.)
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To: Fiddlstix
I hadn't seen your post yet when I sent my reply.

Great (or twisted) minds think alike.

49 posted on 01/10/2005 5:11:51 PM PST by jrewing (I'm jrewing again now, not "jrewingjr" since I found my old password. I am he and he is me.)
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To: Mad Mammoth

You think that's good for an Irish radio station?

The funniest one ever when veteran DJ Larry Gogan had a call in, where he asked people where they'd like to be buried (when they die).

One guy rang in, and a chirpy Larry said: 'Well, Peter where would you like to be buried?'

Peter replied: 'Up to me balls in Bibi Baskin' (Bibi Baskin is another former RTE television presenter.

Well that call was cut short! *L*


50 posted on 01/10/2005 5:14:44 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: Happygal

You owe me a keyboard.


51 posted on 01/10/2005 5:16:00 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: jrewing
Great (or twisted) minds think alike.

Yep! Sure 'nuff J
LOL

(P.S. Make Your Time)

52 posted on 01/10/2005 5:16:45 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Hank Rearden

We know how the idiot is - HOW'S THE DOG?

Probably why the guy had raw duck. The dog was smart enough to get outta there! (guessing) :P


53 posted on 01/10/2005 5:17:40 PM PST by gimme1ibertee (A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
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To: Billthedrill

Waterproof,strike-anywhere matches would have made that duck taste a little better too.


54 posted on 01/10/2005 5:18:59 PM PST by gimme1ibertee (A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
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To: Happygal

LOL


55 posted on 01/10/2005 5:20:14 PM PST by Petronski (I'm *not* always cranky.)
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To: Sub-Driver; ecurbh

Great headline...


56 posted on 01/10/2005 5:20:32 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Sub-Driver

Good thing he wasn't going commando.


57 posted on 01/10/2005 5:21:51 PM PST by NeoCaveman (The tax code: END IT, Don't mend it.)
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To: savedbygrace

Lipscomb drank dirty bayou water and ate a raw duck breast

Well,one thing's for sure.The raw duck will go through him pretty darn quick,since he washed it down with DIRTY BAYOU WATER.


58 posted on 01/10/2005 5:23:03 PM PST by gimme1ibertee (A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Why the heck did he eat it raw? Didn't he know how to build a campfire? Well, I guess if he was wandering around a swamp, maybe there wasn't any place to build one? Well, either way, he got himself lost, so he obviously didn't bring a compass. The underwear was a good idea, but I hope for his mother's sake that it was clean.


59 posted on 01/10/2005 5:24:14 PM PST by wimpycat (As God is my witness, I'll never be "outraged" again!)
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To: nuconvert

"Does eating your shorts cause premature aging?"

Yes, it also causes brief indigestion.


60 posted on 01/10/2005 5:25:10 PM PST by vigilo
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