Posted on 01/10/2005 8:30:57 AM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - IT NEVER RAINS IN CALIFORNIA
Sometimes we have really had enough of water
Mary Jo found that out thirty-five years ago
Water boarding for the terrorists
Lifeguard Ted is so p*ssed
Enough...we've had enough
What the heck is all this rain in California
My roof's leaking, and I think it's just three years old
Why all of the rain in California?
The DemocRATS warned ya
Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault
They loathe George Bush...he fills them with dread
And many have gone right out of their head
Some even wish that they were now dead
John Kerry had won
What's with all this rain in California
The DemocRATS warned ya
Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault
(musical break)
Everybody knows that Bush will wreck the planet
The tsunami happened because he had dropped bombs
Rove keeps spinning out his blather
I heard that from Dan Rather
Who is at fault?...it's Bush's fault
What the heck is all this rain in California
My roof's leaking, and I think it's just three years old
Why all of the rain in California?
The DemocRATS warned ya
Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault
Excellent Doug! Great revision of a timely song and it brought a smile and some sunshine. Thank you!
Okay, I'll keep it in perspective. We are blessed in this country. The song gave me a chance to take another whack at Ted Kennedy.
Poor Mrs. DFU. Try 20 Mule Team Borax to absorb the excess moisture and take away any chance of mildew on the floor of her PT Cruiser.
Maybe now is not the time for me to request a song from you about Mel Gibson saying weird things about us being in Iraq and then saying nice things about Michael just call me Orson Whales for short Moore's garbage film.
20 Mule Team Borax. Ahh, memories of The Gipper. Thanks for the tip.
It rains now, bttt.
Ping
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