DFU SONG: It Never Rains in California (the DemocRATS warned ya --- it's Bush's fault)

DFU SONGS | 1-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - IT NEVER RAINS IN CALIFORNIA

Sometimes we have really had enough of water
Mary Jo found that out thirty-five years ago
Water boarding for the terrorists
Lifeguard Ted is so p*ssed
Enough...we've had enough

What the heck is all this rain in California
My roof's leaking, and I think it's just three years old
Why all of the rain in California?
The DemocRATS warned ya
Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault

They loathe George Bush...he fills them with dread
And many have gone right out of their head
Some even wish that they were now dead
John Kerry had won

What's with all this rain in California
The DemocRATS warned ya
Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault

(musical break)

Everybody knows that Bush will wreck the planet
The tsunami happened because he had dropped bombs
Rove keeps spinning out his blather
I heard that from Dan Ra^ther
Who is at fault?...it's Bush's fault

What the heck is all this rain in California
My roof's leaking, and I think it's just three years old
Why all of the rain in California?
The DemocRATS warned ya
Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault

[doug from upland]

ANOTHER DAY OF STORMS

[bd476]

Excellent Doug! Great revision of a timely song and it brought a smile and some sunshine. Thank you!

[doug from upland]

We really have had enough. My roof is only three years old and leaking. I just put in new laminate flooring. One of my dogs did not want to go outside in the torrential rain through the doggy door so he peed on the new floor. Mrs. DFU's PT Cruiser, with under 30K miles on it, was filled with water on the floor in the back.

Okay, I'll keep it in perspective. We are blessed in this country. The song gave me a chance to take another whack at Ted Kennedy.

[bd476]

The storm needs to move its dark clouds out of your area now, Doug. I'll think sunshine and a dry doggie run for your dog.

Poor Mrs. DFU. Try 20 Mule Team Borax to absorb the excess moisture and take away any chance of mildew on the floor of her PT Cruiser.

Maybe now is not the time for me to request a song from you about Mel Gibson saying weird things about us being in Iraq and then saying nice things about Michael just call me Orson Whales for short Moore's garbage film.

[doug from upland]

20 Mule Team Borax. Ahh, memories of The Gipper. Thanks for the tip.

[bmwcyle]

It rains now, bttt.

[doug from upland]

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