Posted on 01/09/2005 7:22:51 PM PST by missanne
Democrats Cancel Inauguration Festivities
January 9, 2005 (Washington, D.C.) Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairman Terry McCauliffe and Party Presidential nominee John F. Kerry announced today that upcoming events scheduled for the January 20th Inauguration have been cancelled so the money can be used to aid the United Nations effort to care for Tsunami victims. "Democrats have a long and proud tradition of using other people's money to help others, and we feel this is a prudent way for us to make up for the lack of victim relief funding by the Republican Congress," stated McCauliffe.
When asked how Democrats could cancel the Republican Inaugural Galas, the DNC Chair said "Since Senator Kerry never officially asked his team of thousands of attorneys to stand down, and after reviewing the rampant voter fraud in Ohio, we feel we may still win the Presidential election, we're certain that Governor Bush is aware of this, too" McCauliffe added that "If the Republicans want to restore faith in our government, especially among the millions of voters disenfranchised by the scandalous attack TV ads ran by Republicans, this is a start".
When asked how they planned on stopping the celebration, Senator Kerry responded, "bipartisanship among the two parties is vital as we rebound from the current recession, and we decided to show as leaders, we do want to help the Republicans make good bipartisan decisions. Terry and I came to a bipartisan agreement about this as well."
Kerry also reflected on his heroic military past and added that the tsunami was "quite frankly the most brutal and barbaric act committed by the United States since the military atrocities the Nixon administration committed attacking the peaceful peoples of Vietnam." McCauliffe agreed. adding "everyone knows that Republicans have always starved our senior citizens, gouged drug prices, and cut funding for school lunch programs. For once, our brothers and sisters across the aisle can be in step with America, and make amends for a history of mistakes." The Junior Senator said that Republicans should still celebrate, as "I have taken a leadership role for this administration and booked all the rooms at three downtown Motel 6 locations for visiting party goers to relish the coronation of the 'Republican Ruler'. I am also proud to announce that my home state friend and colleague, Senator Kennedy, has volunteered to assist in finding entertainment that will satisfy everyone in the compound." -
Apparently not.
However, I'd love to hear RUSH read this (and not laugh or chortle) at noon tomorrow.
sorry to Rush
Hang around here for a few years. There are some tremendous satire, parodies, and sarcasm, that make this site a 'ton of fun.'
Okay. I did not receive an answer.
Alex, for $600, what is the scotch brokers' contribution to Ted's wine cellar?
Like a big dog it is.
A bit of truth gleaned from within the spin.
I was able to get a room at the Freeper Hotel on the day I arrived (a few days early) by getting on the phone on stopovers and assuring the booking clerk I would introduce her to General Grant when I got my room. She was good to her word and so was I...
I agree...I would love for Rush to read this tomorrow! LOL!
Yes, it's a joke, maybe...then again.....no :-)
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This parody got me curious so I wanted to find out how many Motel 6s the District of Corruption had. One. This chain is for lowly taxpayers in flyover country and not for the elevated likes of our Betters.
I'm with you on that. Sometimes, ya jus gotta git through near the end and then, WHAM, y'all know you've been gooffed!
(We just moved South so, we all im tryin to tallk like sutherners).
May I ask, how far south? I am always in a dialect challenge myself.
Disenfranchised by ads. Hmmmmmm...
Y'all need to mosey on over to the South 40 where we're fixin' to have a heap of BBQ and beer. Sit yourself down on an old stump and we'll learn ya how to talk rite. Be careful of them beans, tho, they's mighty powerful and known to clear out a herd of folks right fast. So come on down, ya hear?
LOL!!! Many more "reasons" Terry should stay on at the DNC :)
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