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update to the One Ping:

pinglist:
neets; darksheare; scott0347; timpad; kangaroojacqui; the scourge of yazid; conspiracy guy; nycgopchick; meekonegop; fedora; osha; onyx; cyborg; tiamat; harmless teddy bear; laura earl; americanwolf; lady jag; 4mycountry; watery tart; slings and arrows; simcha7; DocRock; trussell; SandyInSeattle; happygal; grellis; Badeye; chode; libwhacker; congressmanbillybob; nopardons; Jet Jaguar; bad company; najida; AQGeiger; Old Sarge; monkey face; freedumb2003; MEG33; stands2reason; TBarnett34; NicknamedBob; LongCut; Iris7; K1avg; Delta 21; Tax-chick; TASMANIANRED; BJClinton; international american; lavrenti; stag; Do not dub me shapka broham; RKBA Democrat; tuliptree76; Asphalt; DarkshadowNY; concretebob; Hi Heels; Knitting a Conundrum; dead corpse; Brad's Gramma; Squarebarb; Gabz; Zavien Doombringer; MS.BEHAVIN; King Prout

Court Titles:

King Prout - King. Autarch, the One who is Many, the Self-Ruler. Lord General of all RKBA forces. "RKBA Six Actual". Defiler of Trollish Squeedleyspooches and The Left Hand of God.

Darksheare - K'nigget. Lord Accountant and Grand Justicar of All Truly Insane Notions

Harmless Teddy Bear - K'nigget. Lady Snuggles of the Lethal Yew, Keeper of the Thread-Killing Mr. Ducky

Timpad - The Wizard Tim, Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata

Conspiracy Guy - K'nigget Extraordinaire. Sir Guy de la Conspiracie,

OSHA - K'nigget. Sir OSHA of the Livery, Stater of the Evident and Flatulator From Afar

4mycountry - K'nigget. Lady Morganna, Thrower of Spells and Heavy Objects, Keeper of the Wood Shampoo

The Scourge of Yazid - Dehgan. Lord Mayor of Peroz-Shapur (Capital City of the post-Islamic Resurgent Empire of the Aryans and Non-Aryans), True Son of Rustam, Blessed by Ahuru-Mazda. also: Prophet and Loon. Our Tom-a-Bedlam, Sir Edgar of the Many Strange Utterances

Americanwolf - K'nigget. Canis Lupus Americanus (Westernus) = CLAW, for short. Gnawer-Of-Bones of Not-Quite-Departed Trolls

Watery Tart - as herself, a "strainge wuhmmuhn taken wit' lyin' in ponds distributin' swords...". "Lady of the Rain-slicked Tarmac", She who Sharpens the Vorpal Hockey Stick

SandyInSeattle - K'nigget and Official Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things, Terror of Finicky-Palletted Chillunz.

DocRock - K'nigget. aka "Lord Loki" or "Lawd Low Key" if he's in a lower-case frame of mood. Official Snookerer of The King

scott0347 - K'nigget. Sir Scott, K'nigget-Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller

trussell - K'nigget. Lady Espiona, Official Sneaky Beeyotch and Vengeful Popper of Lies and Exploder of Retreads

Chode - K'nigget. High Admiral of the RKBA StarDestroyer Armada. Captain of the Imperial UberDestroyer "Jupiter42". Lord Bobo's Bane.

grellis - K'nigget. Lady (?)

Lib Whacker - K'nigget. (?)

Congressman Billybob - Pontifex Maximus. His Indescribably Holiness

Happygal - K'nigget. "Princess! *L*"

Slings and Arrows - K'nigget. In his role as Imperial Torturer: Lord High Pun-dit

Lady Jag - K'nigget. "Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity" - known colloquially as The Goat-Vendor of Hamelin

nopardons - Queen Mum. Denier of Pardons, Dame of the Imperial Dungeons, Lady Gertrude the Mad, Beheader of Lawn Gnomes and Harmless Woodland Creatures, Patron Saint of the Hispanic Esquimaux of Yggdrasil

cyborg - K'nigget. Slayer of Nuissances Who Darken One's Doorsteps, Pusher of the Dead-Cart Full o' Troll, Wielder of An Hefty Oaken Mallet

Fedora - K'nigget. Hep Cat and Seducer of Negotiable Wimminzes, Viscompte des Chapeaux, His Hatiness, Baron of Bowlers, Duke of Derbies, Foremost of Fezzes, 500th Hat of Bartholomew Cubbins

LauraEarl - K'nigget. Lady Laura of Earl de la Conspiracie

Neets - K'nigget. Lady Neets, cook extraordinaire, friend of He of Truly Insane Notions and fellow denizen/prisoner of the land of She Who Is Not Named that is the Screeching ThunderThighus Hillary; Vehement Abuser of Misnotions - But mainly 'Tutz' ta you!

tiamat - K'nigget. Mamma T, Royal Herder of the Sacred Llama; Offical Disney Heretic of the RKBA

Monkey Face - K'nigget. Lady Face of the Word of Power, keeper of the word, weilder of the word. Grovel be the command.

AQGeiger - K'nigget. Royal Enumerator of the Legumenous Stockpile, Wielder of the Enchanted Endoscope of Justice.

Old Sarge - K'nigget-Commander. Sergeant-At-Arms, Sentinel of Meetingplaces both Clandestine and Public.

K1avg - Knigget. That'd be Kay-ONE-ay-vee-gee, not Kay-El-ay-vee-gee. Kay-El-ay-vee-gee is K1avg's evil twin.

Tax-chick - K'nigget. Wench-wrangler for Laundresses, Dishwashers, and Nursery-maids; Executive Secretary to the Weatherman.

NicknamedBob - K'nigget. Imperial Weatherman and Subverter of Manitoba. Supreme Architect of the Floating Citadel. Royal Bard of the Order of the Holy Aranea, Spinner of Complex Yarns.

TASMANIANRED - K'nigget. Lady of the Order of Flaming Readheads and Keeper of the Ebony Canines.

Lavrenti - K'nigget. Lord Lavrenti, Rumoured to be Known in Certain Palaces of Sighs and Whispers as Master of All That Is and Wielder Of Massive And Most Glorious Power, Master of Abrupt and Revolutionary New Turns

NYC-GOP Chick - K'nigget. Lady Partisan in Occupied Manhatten, Princess of the Elephant Isle

RKBA Democrat - Constitutional Peasant. Loyal Opposition Leader in the House of Commons, Noted fan of flintlocks, muskets, blunderbusses and most all things that go Bang.

tuliptree76 - Vixen. K'nigget? (Does it matter, when she's a Vixen???) And what a vixen... Vixenica Prima, Vixenissima de omnia pulchrae Vulpinae, by arbitrary decree of Our Architect NicknamedBob, Esq: Titular Head of the Vixens.

Stands2Reason - K'nigget. Scout. Other details being busily fabricated as you read this.

DarkshadowNY - K'nigget. Oldest and Biggest and Darkest of the Darks.

Dead Corpse - Reverend. Homicidal Limo Driver to the Elder Gods and Slaughter Priest Extraordinaire.

Zavien Doombringer - K'nigget. Jester and bard of the threads, keeper of the mighty Hammer of Thor. ZOTifex Maximus. Notorious basher of Trolls. Lord of the Litterbox.

MS.BEHAVIN - K'nigget. Lady...(?)