nah...
Let that soldier of yours take care of you. :) Honor thy elders and whatnot :)
Let me help you out in advance of your old age , Indy
1) If it sound's too good to be true, it is.
2) If it involves Nigeria, an unclaimed fortune , a princess, a political prisoner or a diamond mind, don't do it.
3) If it promised 10K return on the dollar, it's a ponzi scheme.
4) Good looking men lie, good looking women lie more.
5)Never sign for a loan for anybody named Bubba.
6) Never post bail for someone named Whayne.
Live long and prosper.