[Luddite Patent Counsel]

The baking of Cosmic Bread intereferes with the natural flow of Phlogiston. These bakers are committing crimes against humanity, and must be immediately arrested and summarily executed. Apparently, if it's good enough for the voices in my head, it's good enough to be listened to by the British government.

[GSlob]

"These bakers are committing crimes against humanity, and must be immediately arrested and summarily executed."
Well, before applying thermal treatment to the bakers for being possessed by a pythonic spirit, one should inquire further: so-called Cosmic Bread being sold in Great Britain, there must be some consumers of it. While a healthy doubt should be given to their opinions (who knows how kooky and wacky they are or even have to be to consume that kind of stuff), one should inquire from them about how good a bread it actually is. Besides, the kookiness might be contagious.

[Fiddlstix]

The baking of Cosmic Bread intereferes with the natural flow of Phlogiston........

I'm glad you pointed that out. Many people these days are totally unaware of the importance of Phlogiston. It is of cosmic importance as you and I know. We are duty bound to inform others.

(This post paid for by The Flat Earth Society. Thank you.

[skinkinthegrass]

The baking of Cosmic Bread intereferes with the natural flow of Phlogiston.

I agree totally. Let's band Dihydrogen Monoxide, too. ..while we're at it. 8^)