[GSlob]

"These bakers are committing crimes against humanity, and must be immediately arrested and summarily executed."
Well, before applying thermal treatment to the bakers for being possessed by a pythonic spirit, one should inquire further: so-called Cosmic Bread being sold in Great Britain, there must be some consumers of it. While a healthy doubt should be given to their opinions (who knows how kooky and wacky they are or even have to be to consume that kind of stuff), one should inquire from them about how good a bread it actually is. Besides, the kookiness might be contagious.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

"..possessed by a pythonic spirit.."

Does that mean this controversy has to be submitted to the Ministry of Silly Walks?