[vox_freedom]

And on tonight's news, Microsoft has announced a new Spyware download and firewall protection system that can be downloaded from their servers. Excuse me, but we've all been forced to buy (can you say Symantec?) or use other freeware (Spybot, Adaware, etc.) during the last decade plus, BECAUSE of Microsoft's software vulnerabilities!
No, I will not go to MS's site to download their latest protection for THEIR software problems! It's like purchasing Johnson wax stripper for removing Johnson wax buildup...

[Southack]

"It's like purchasing Johnson wax stripper for removing Johnson wax buildup..."

No, that would be like getting Johnson wax stripper for free.