Posted on 01/06/2005 12:15:38 PM PST by crushelits
I'm getting really, really tired of the UN. I say it's time to start withholding dues again. Hit 'em in the pocketbook.
What's Danny boy Rather there for? He must have gotten a good lead on those forged documents that traces back to Indonesia. Good old Dan, always on the case! Maybe he can find out where all the water came from while he is there.
No sir, that memo you have claiming the Bush administration caused the tsunami is a clear forgery.
Favorite site!
A question on the UN diplomat training test:
When you come across a group of desperate, starving refugees you should:
(a) immediately provide them with food and water, flying as many rescue missions per day as possible.
(b) stop and ask the refugees what their needs are, and then write up their answers in a memo. Translate the memo into a few languages and mail it back to the offices in Switzerland. Plan on scheduling a committee meeting to discuss the memo, and the needs of the refugees when you return to your office.
Where do they find these UN idiots?
So get your A$$ in gear, go find out what they need then report back so that they can get what is needed. In other words DO SOMETHING!!! If you have enough time to stand around and looking at what other people (nations) are/are not doing then you are not doing YOUR JOB!!!!
He may actually be too busy to read his email (I would hope so) but just in case anyone has some useful suggestions for Mr. Elmquist his email address is:
elmquist@un.org
Fake caribiner Dan. Hope he doesn't use that fake caribiner to "Anchor" himself.
The chopper crews drop and go to keep people on the ground from piling into the choppers.
Don't get worked up. If we spent more time on the ground, this same fool would be pi$$ing and moaning about how we are taking too long to deliver the aid. It doesn't matter what we do, some euro-trash UN type will have some kind of vitriolic criticiwm to foist upon us. We just do what's right, and keep on going, and pay no attention to the UN crybabies.
Bullseye!
Its worse than that. You forgot:
(c) Hold meeting with senior level staff to decide how big a cut off the top will be taken by UN personnel
"Okay, so, you guys
want Apples, and you guys there
want Windows machines?"
.....Maybe.....the 'big' one is YET to come?
What's to assess at this stage. For the past 10 days, we've been keeping food and water in as many warm bodies as possible!
That's OUR assessment of the situation. If it was up to the UN there STILL wouldn't be food and water and medicines in those bodies! Almost 2 weeks later and the UN is STILL dithering about what to do! How many would have died but for the US/AU/IN/JP coalition???
Food & Water: It does a body good!
Yep, at times like these you gotta make it up as you go along. Improvise, adapt, overcome. Send in the Marines. Good thing we have a Navy.
These guys are headline grabbing functionaries with little to offer the victims.
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