BEWARE FROBL’s!!!
You are being sent this message because you have recently been stung by a FROBL.
That would be a Free Republic Open Border Lobbyist. Do not be concerned! Their stingers are so tiny it’s laughable. Which is what makes them so darn pesty and contrary.
They make a lot of noise, considering there are only about a dozen of them, and are really quite harmless, unless they are able to zap some unsuspecting victim who has wandered into “their territory”. Now “their territory seems to be, well, whatever they decide it is, usually any thread with people trying to present news about or discuss a solution to the illegal immigration crisis. Oh, they have radar!! And they’re fast.
They will use the excuse for this disruption as support for President Bush. President Bush would probably be ashamed of their “buzzing”. You will learn to recognize them and avoid their harassment. I didn’t say it’s easy!! No, you’ll want to swat them. That’s what they want, masochistic little buggers!
One is a lawyer, or believes he is. He will spout case by case (always irrelevant) his best Johnny Cochran babble.
Another likes to come in with a show; big color display, with EVERY post.
You’ll recognize a couple of these FROBL’s when you find, after being a patriotic, religious, conservative, self-reliant, first amendment type your entire life, that you are now a racist, xenophobic, idiot, undereducated moronic, lazy, Mexican/Bush hating Buchananite anti-semite isolationist. This one wants you to feel smaller than him. Don’t worry, it can’t be done.
One or two will defend making money off the hiring of illegals, avoiding taxes, minimum wage laws and what price his fellow citizens pay to subsidize his wealth.
Another one just bursts in briefly, fluttering her little wings to coach on one of her clan with a quick one liner to let you know she doesn’t like you, your opinion or source (no matter how conservative, reliable or factual it is). This one will remind you of her “seniority”. “Get it, Newbie??!!!!” Here’s where they show their true stripe, claiming to be compassionate to illegal border jumpers but proving how open minded they actually are when attacking a new poster.
But the worst are the two or three that will pretend to being “gentle”as if your IQ is just too low to comprehend anything about this issue.
It won’t matter if you’re living in a community that was a few years ago, “middle America” and now it is an illegal alien “camp” infested with crime, drugs, disease and despair.
It won’t matter if one of your family was killed by an illegal “ guest worker” even though illegal aliens now make up 1/3 of our incarceration rates.
It won’t matter when you tell them you are a college kid who can’t get hired because the foremen doesn’t speak English.
It won’t matter if you work for INS, Border patrol and try to make them understand the truth. They’ll call you a liar every time.
It won’t matter when you prove everything you say. So don’t even try. Tell someone who still has the ability to hear. They will appreciate it.
Tell your congressional representatives and the White House.
FROBL’s, though they proclaim their superiority in every way over YOU, only have one vote, too.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
And FreeRepublic
No American in his or her right mind could look at an invasion of 15 million people from a foreign country as a good thing. No American with any shred of patriotism could not help resent the fact that our own government has ignored this invasion and left our borders open to illegal aliens from all countries. No American who values American culture and sovereignty can agree with the invasion of millions of uneducated, possibly diseased, possibly criminal aliens. No American should have to lose his or her job to a foreign national who will work for peanuts. No American should be forced to financially support this invasion of millions with tax dollars. Why should this country continue to have porous borders when we are told that we are at war with terrorists?
All the above is happening right under our noses, with the support of our President and many in Congress. America is being sold out.
Michelle Malkin wrote about people who critisize proponents of secure borders here:
And at the moment they are very much the minority along with the libs who love illegals.
Exactly who here on Free Republic is advocating open borders?