BEWARE FROBLs!!!
You are being sent this message because you have recently been stung by a FROBL.
That would be a Free Republic Open Border Lobbyist. Do not be concerned! Their stingers are so tiny its laughable. Which is what makes them so darn pesty and contrary.
They make a lot of noise, considering there are only about a dozen of them, and are really quite harmless, unless they are able to zap some unsuspecting victim who has wandered into their territory. Now their territory seems to be, well, whatever they decide it is, usually any thread with people trying to present news about or discuss a solution to the illegal immigration crisis. Oh, they have radar!! And theyre fast.
They will use the excuse for this disruption as support for President Bush. President Bush would probably be ashamed of their buzzing. You will learn to recognize them and avoid their harassment. I didnt say its easy!! No, youll want to swat them. Thats what they want, masochistic little buggers!
One is a lawyer, or believes he is. He will spout case by case (always irrelevant) his best Johnny Cochran babble.
Another likes to come in with a show; big color display, with EVERY post.
Youll recognize a couple of these FROBLs when you find, after being a patriotic, religious, conservative, self-reliant, first amendment type your entire life, that you are now a racist, xenophobic, idiot, undereducated moronic, lazy, Mexican/Bush hating Buchananite anti-semite isolationist. This one wants you to feel smaller than him. Dont worry, it cant be done.
One or two will defend making money off the hiring of illegals, avoiding taxes, minimum wage laws and what price his fellow citizens pay to subsidize his wealth.
Another one just bursts in briefly, fluttering her little wings to coach on one of her clan with a quick one liner to let you know she doesnt like you, your opinion or source (no matter how conservative, reliable or factual it is). This one will remind you of her seniority. Get it, Newbie??!!!! Heres where they show their true stripe, claiming to be compassionate to illegal border jumpers but proving how open minded they actually are when attacking a new poster.
But the worst are the two or three that will pretend to being gentleas if your IQ is just too low to comprehend anything about this issue.
It wont matter if youre living in a community that was a few years ago, middle America and now it is an illegal alien camp infested with crime, drugs, disease and despair.
It wont matter if one of your family was killed by an illegal guest worker even though illegal aliens now make up 1/3 of our incarceration rates.
It wont matter when you tell them you are a college kid who cant get hired because the foremen doesnt speak English.
It wont matter if you work for INS, Border patrol and try to make them understand the truth. Theyll call you a liar every time.
It wont matter when you prove everything you say. So dont even try. Tell someone who still has the ability to hear. They will appreciate it.
Tell your congressional representatives and the White House.
FROBLs, though they proclaim their superiority in every way over YOU, only have one vote, too.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
And FreeRepublic
(Migrant Invasion reaches PRIME TIME media coverage!)
The graphic depciting the massive invasion (from Time Magazine no less) even mentions the Ladd and Morin Ranch overruns in Arizona.
Well worth grabbing folks.