That would be pretty funny...
OBITUARY: John Smith, 72, went to his rest at the Shady Acres Tribal Casino and Retirement Home on December 31st, 2004. He is survived by a Weber gas grill, a 30" LCD TV, a complete set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD's, a 1994 Ford Escort, and a 401K worth $87,453. Services will be private to avoid a public brawl over the terms of Smith's will. ;)
It sounds funny because ultimately -- despite all the hoopla -- that's not how we judge people.