Nice Wad; Got a Brain to Go With That? - (Funny post by Thomas at redstate.org!)

REDSTATE,ORG ^ | DECEMBER 31, 2004 | THOMAS

[CHARLITE]

Interesting and funny post by someone at redstate.org

Nice Wad; Got a Brain to Go With That?
By: Thomas
Section: Democrats

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you George Soros.
I give you MoveOn.org.

I give you America Coming Together.

I give you the Media Fund.

I give you Howard Dean's resurrection of Gene McCarthy's campaign, with a thousand well-funded baby soldiers, and the transformation of the modern Democrat campaign.

I give you Democrat voters so terribly fired up -- and they mean it!! -- that they'll give 'til it hurts, and vote, and stamp, and stomp, and rally, to toss Bushitler out!!

I give you abject failure:

Those tactical successes were part of the overall advantage the Bush campaign maintained over Kerry in terms of planning, decision making and strategy. The Kerry campaign, in addition to being outspent at key times, was outorganized and outthought, as Democratic professionals grudgingly admit.

You can put nice lingerie, fine makeup, Amarige, and BoTox on a pig, but he's still gonna be John Kerry at the end of the day.

And if that pig lacks the good sense God gave decapitated mosquitoes -- as the Democrats this year, as a whole, seemed to -- then you can put as much Dom down your throat as you like, but at the end of the night, you're still going home with a dumb sow.

In other words: If the Donkeys intend to be competitive in 2008 (count 2006 out right now), I'd suggest moving out of the barnyard when picking a candidate. All the money in the world won't save you if voters can smell the slop from the cheap seats.

[Jaysun]

"You can put nice lingerie, fine makeup, Amarige, and BoTox on a pig, but he's still gonna be John Kerry at the end of the day."

hehehehe

[FormerACLUmember]

Very funny. Yet the Kerry campaign was NEARLY successful. Without the corrupt MSM, this mega-narcissist weasel should have gotten 30% of the vote.

[stylin19a]

by leaving out the fat man, does that mean he's NOT an abject failure ?

[socialismisinsidious]

and that is the part that is very frightening

[MEG33]

Great!

[yer gonna put yer eye out]

I really hate to inject this, but Kerry's campaign LOOKED more successful than it was due to Democraps:
1.voting more than once in different states...(N.Y.and FL.)
2.registering dead people and cartoon characters
3.submitting fraudulent absentee ballots...
and God only knows what else...
All this BESIDES backing a candidate that, (according to our Constitution), not only did not qualify as a candidate, but is a brazen traitor to our country.

[FormerACLUmember]

There is built in corruption in all elections from democrat party mega-fraud. Look at Washington State where a female shyster appears to have blatantly stole the election for governor from wimpy local republicans.