[ken5050]

It's hard...it's such a target rich environment. Osama is an obvious choice, but then, which Clinton to choose? Scott Peterson has "disappeared" himself, deservedly so, as seems to have occured with both Ben Affleck and JLo, happily for us. Michael Jackson...next year perhaps? Jacques Chirac?..mais, certainment, d'accord!!..John Kerry is in the process of disappearing, as is Dan Rather; so they're probably NOT worth a vote. Same for Teresa Heinz Kerry. Al Gore has already vanished.

Some might vote for Howard Dean, but come on..we all really WANT him to stay and be the chair of the DNC..Kofi Annan can get some votes..Martha Stewart tried to "disappear" herself, but has failed. Shall we help her? Sick of Donald Trump? Can we "fire" him?

This number from the Mikado shows Sullivan's talent as a composers, but, IMHO, it really features Gilbert's at his satirical best, skewering, the "societal offenders who might well be underground, and who never will be missed."

NOTE:Possibly some kind soul can attach a midi to this thread, so you can hum along as you enter your choice..

"As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I'v got a little list--
I've got a little list

Of societal offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed
And who never would be missed!

CHORUS:

He's got 'em on the list--he's got em on the list;
And they'll none of them be missed--they'll none of 'em be missed! OK..here's YOUR chance...it's a tough job but somebody has to do it...Which personage of 2004 would best serve humanity by vanishing..PFFT!!.at the stroke of midnight tonight, and WHY?..and please defend your choice..

[Dashing Dasher]

Baghdad Bob gets my vote...

[freekitty]

Paris Hilton

[Palladin]

It's hard to narrow it down between Paul Begala, Bill O'Reily, and Chris Matthews.

I'll have to go with Chris Matthews. He has no saving graces.

[JJR RNCH]

Bruce Springstein. Got a little target practice with the Hubby's .50 cal with the CD's we had. Not much left of the Boss!!!!

[no more apples]

George Soros - he should have saved his money for Tsunami relief.

[Fresh Wind]

Osama is an obvious choice, but then, which Clinton to choose?

You can count the Clintons as one person. According to Her Thighness "We are the president". So, "The Clinton" is an appropriate choice for this high honor.

[MaryFromMichigan]

Alex Baldwin.

[Qwinn]

Susan Sontag deserves a mention, inasmuch as she recently did in fact successfully end her life having never managed to redeem herself in any way, shape or form for her monolithic, all-consuming and oh-so-"intellectual" stupidity.

Qwinn

[R. Scott]

Michael Moore?

[Max Combined]

Ellis Henican

[danamco]

How can that be so hard???

Yassar Arafat takes the price, dying from Aids!!!

[Miss Behave]

Cankles.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Bob, I am sick of Bob. I don't care that he's the life of the party and that Bob knows wood,
I am sick of Bob.