Events at my brother's house Christmas Eve:
My niece got my sister-in-law an entire outfit for Christmas (Jackie Kennedy-style sweater set, skirt, small black purse, heels). We had the SIL model it for us, and she wasn't sure that it was right for her. I told my SIL (who hadn't really celebrated that it was her 50th birthday in October) that the outfit made her look 30. THAT convinced her to wear it on Christmas day.
I then told my niece that with her skill as a personal shopper, I wanted her to go find me an outfit that'd make me look like I weigh 98 pounds. My brother said, "She can probably find a tank in your size." I told him that I'd MAKE sure I got more respect when I showed up at his house in my tank -- and that he wouldn't dare tell me it made my butt look big. (Speak softly and drive a tank. Think that'd work?) ;)
Post #408 is proof that I'm not only moody today, I'm dorky. I meant to ping YOU to it, not ME. LOL