I always print out those kind and use them to light the kindling in the fireplace .
Makes the idiot's e-mails worth something!
SO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
LOL!!! Too bad I no longer have a fireplace. ;)
His second e-mail is all about my lack of skill as a Web designer. He concludes that one by writing "I am a web programmer and if you wanted, for a fee, I could redesign and reprogram your page. Right now the design is pretty awful...."
My gut reaction was to write out this reply: "What you say I lack in Web design ability, I say you lack in diplomacy and finesse, so I guess that makes us even."
(IF I decide to reply to him, I'll wait until I'm less moody to do so.) ;)