[John O]

Oh BTW. Why do people drive drunk? It's just to far to walk home from the bar

[the_devils_advocate_666]

To an obviously intoxicated bar patron, "You're not going to drive home, are you?" To which the drunk replies, "Yes I am, I'm too drunk to walk!"

[anton]

These people have no experience with cops. I guaranty you that in Ohio, the decoy would have blown a 1.0 or above, notwithstanding his having nothing to drink.