Louisiana crawfish wreaking havoc in France's wetlands

The Houston Chronicle ^ | Dec. 25, 2004 | MARK SCHLEIFSTEIN

[mylife]

here is a suggestion

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Yummers!!
You got a deal!
Ms.B

[JohnBovenmyer]

French Arkansas???????????? I know Louisiana territory and all that, but, but, no way!

Keep in mind this isn't based on how the (mostly) good people of Arkansas think but on how the French feel about things. They still want what Napoleon sold. And alas there are rare throwbacks. Lots of flying Razorbacks before you promoted that very French acting governor out of the state. Until you shoot down the rest and barbecue them I'm afraid you are stuck with the "mostly."

[Atchafalaya]

There you go! And the blue ones think we are stuck in stupidmatic, dumbasses, we're just loving life, having fun and just getting started!!!!!! Make Way!!!!!!!!!!!

[strongbow]

You can lead the French to craydaddies but can you make them suck the heads?? I'll take all they want to give me up here in Alaska. We used to buy 50 pound sacks for 20 bucks before they got popular. Now I can't afford to eat what used to be comman fare.

[BIGLOOK]

Crawdads are best taken illegally....

[Atchafalaya]

Wait till they find out that all crawfish upon closer inspection wear veils! They get caught in our teeth when we suck the heads down here.

[Axenolith]

Time to import the Largemouth Bass :-)

[Atchafalaya]

After I replied I thought, and I hoped I didn't offend any one from Arkansas.; that was not my intention. I was just slapped by the term French Arkansas. It was as if i coined the oxymoron Copenhagen Rawanda.
The Gov you refer to, is that Edween, if so check again, he is back in the state, somewhere's north of Alexandria or thereabouts.

[Atchafalaya]

Vent YOUR guts and let the hair go with the hide, don't post an anime here!!! democratic underground sop!

[endthematrix]

Poor FROGS!

[Rudder]

Been looking for your recipe, but it doesn't seem to be here. Can you post it or send it? Many thanks.

[Rebelbase]

"What France needs is to import their natural predators: the South Louisiana Coonass. "

I spent grade school years in New Orleans late 60's early 70's. Coonass was common slang back then.

From what I've heard since it seems the term has been PC'd to the point of near extinction.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Jax beer was only the second worst beer, Southern Select was the worst.
Of course Jax didn't like being only second worst so they bought Southern Select.

[Zeroisanumber]

Give me a bucket of crawdads, a sixer of beer, a football game, and a bucket to throw the shells in and I can die a happy man.

[Molly Pitcher]

Revenge!! LOL!

[Hot Tabasco]

Another blight on the surrender monkeys: CRABS! How appropriate.......

[expatguy]

"...turning the skin of baby white storks an orange color that could be disturbing to their parents, raising concerns about nesting success...[sic]"

Now this is just SO politically incorrect.

Only a racist frog could say this.

[expatguy]

Dear Frogs,

[Melas]

I volunteer to lead a band of Louisanans and Texans to France to demonstrate the fine art of the crawfish boil to the French. All the crawfish we can eat for a few months doesn't sound bad.