I guarantee he will be there to hear that case, even in a stretcher..
What Dirty Harry speculated today's Kerry statement might've said:
10. That Ghengis Khan stuff in 71...? It was bull shit.
9. I've turned myself over to authorities for killing the man who recommended John Edwards...
8. Wanna buy a huntin' jacket? Only wore it once...
7. Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Mary Cheney's a lesbian. Happy New Year.
6. My position on Iraq is...
5. I'm introducing a bill to eliminate the electoral college and put exit polls in it's place.
4. It's true; Keith Olbermann and I have been seeing each other...
3. It appears as though King County Washington has found 119,001 Ohio absentee ballots behind a printing press...
2. I will be spending this Christmas in Cambodia. So, you can all stop your snickering.
1. In prepapration for my 2008 presidential bid I will now use the words "evil" and "terrorist" in the same sentence...
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