For a second I thought the title said:
Kerry Jumps Into Ohio River
Oh well.
Someone gets my subtlety. :o)
Well, it's freezing here in Ohio, we're either knee-deep in snow or ice, and looking at -0 temps, so Kerry is more than welcome to jump right into the Ohio, or Lake Erie, or any other unfrozen water body, as long as he can make it to a county that isn't in a Snow emergency. I'm sure I can find someone to drive him there if he needs a ride.