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Man watching TV in bed is run over by car
Houston Chronicle
| PEGGY O'HARE
Posted on 12/23/2004 4:24:20 AM PST by Jalapeno
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To: Jalapeno
This reminds you to use your turn signals before you get out of bed........
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posted on
12/23/2004 4:55:02 AM PST
by
Route101
To: DainBramage
My bedroom comes with an airbag for protection. She sleeps right next to me.
Make sure she lies on the street side. ;^)
To: anniegetyourgun
You too blondie! Have a great christmas.
To: demlosers
She sleeps where she wants. I just take my chances!
To: Jalapeno
"Hey Marge, look at this police chase on TV, Hey, that looks like our neighborhood. Hey, they looks like our street. Hey, that looks like our house. Heeeyyyyyyy!"
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:10:22 AM PST
by
Crawdad
(I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no class.)
To: Crawdad
Geez, I always mispell something in my most pithy posts.
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:12:25 AM PST
by
Crawdad
(I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no class.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:22:59 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, ... Remember this.)
To: Jalapeno
Butler said the three people in the Buick — two teenage boys and a girl — proclaimed, "We lost control of the car, we lost control, man," before running away Does anyone else hear Hudson from Alien?: Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the f^@# are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty $^!* now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*%# are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Is it still leaving the scene of the accident if the car doesn't leave? An evil SUV probably would be charged but what about these three joggers?
Hope the tv viewer is okay.
To: Jalapeno
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:25:18 AM PST
by
roaddog727
(The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
To: mhking
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:29:52 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: ovrtaxt
Good one! Wait, wait I have another:
...when I heard [the crash], I just knew something was wrong!
Let's just call him Kreskin shall we?
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:31:07 AM PST
by
70times7
(An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
To: Crawdad
Don't have a pithy party over it...
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:32:35 AM PST
by
70times7
(An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
To: Jalapeno
I guess he'll be a couch potato from now on.
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:35:55 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?)
To: Jalapeno
"a car plowed into his northwest Houston apartment and ran over him as he lay on his bed."
This is not your father's Buick
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:41:01 AM PST
by
NRA1995
("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
To: Jalapeno
Glad it wasn't an SUV or a liberal guy and a liberal gal in a Yugo.
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posted on
12/23/2004 5:48:31 AM PST
by
PGalt
(Reality TV)
To: Jalapeno
Kimberly Lewis, left, and Shaundreka Gonzales examine the damage to the apartment of Willmon Guillory, Lewis' father-in-law. "I think we should sleep upstairs after this".
To: Jalapeno
To: Jalapeno
I hope they find those kids and put them away.
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:05:44 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
To: ovrtaxt
At least he wasn't in the watercloset.
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:06:53 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.zimbabwesituation.com/flamelily.html)
To: Jalapeno
He now has a flat screen TV.
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