[Joe Hadenuf]

Women with hyphenated surnames often deserve beating.

I've heard of MAD (Mothers against drunk drivers). I'd bet you belong to DAMM, (Drunks against mad mothers).

[wardaddy]

inner thigh side-burns are a deal killer too...maybe worse even than hyphenated last names.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

"I've heard of MAD (Mothers against drunk drivers). I'd bet you belong to DAMM, (Drunks against mad mothers)."

Now that I will call wit. ;}